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The appprentice winner takes a sicky

adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
edited July 2008 in Not Sports Related
With the Winner failing turn up on his first day of work, whats the best excuses you have used ot herd to get the day off, when i start a new job i get at least 4 days of with death of grand parents, so they have been dead for at least 10 years now, but when you ring the boss and say my grans dead, there is not alot they can say. Cold i know but god somedays u just need to do it. How many people chucked one yesterday.

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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    to phone up and use that excuse is TOTAL BOLLOX.

    or maybe you just dont understand what respect means .
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    I do know what the word respect means mate, no need to get mardy, if my grand parents had shown me and my sisters any resprect and my mum and dad then by god i would have given it to them, fact is they wernt so f$%k them the world is a better place without them. I know everyone has diffrent opinions i wish i had the sterotypical werthers original grand parents, but i didnt they were vicous and nasty, i dont mean to offend anyone elses grandparents this is my own personal view, sorry if i have offended anyone.
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    mart77mart77
    What about respect for employers?
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    CarterCarter
    I don't think this is going the way you wanted it to mate is it?

    If you want a dodgy one tell them you have the shits, no one wants details and no one will want you in.
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    DA9DA9
    Have to respect your honesty Adam, but I couldnt use that excuse, no matter what I thought of them.

    I sometimes use the ex wife playing up regards the kids, ie not come back from a weekend away etc so I have to keep hold of them.
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    FishnetsFishnets
    "I can't come in today, I've got fu***** Tourettes"...
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    when you work your nuts off for 6 days a week, 6am till 6pm for less then minium wage for 2 years with no paid holiday leave i had no choice mate either take a sicky or drop dead myself, im glad to say that i have not used that excuse since i was a teenager and had just left school. now im older and in a better job with leave and above minum wage i dont feel the need to take sickies. the bloody point was ment to be light hearted and not to upset people, the whole entrie population take sickies and skive here and there, think a mountain is growing here out of molehill. Like i said in response to GH if the govenor of my forst job had shown his employees respect then he would have earned it. YOU HAVE TO EARN RESPECT TO BE GIVEN IT. it does not come for free.
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    FishnetsFishnets
    "I can't come in today as i am sick"
    "How sick are you?"
    "Well, I'm in bed with my 15 year old sister"...
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    Point noted peeps its a dodgy curry the night before with the shits from me now on, christ never thought i would type that on a non german porn realted message board.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    "I can't come in today as I'm shagging a dog"
    "How low can you get"
    "Yorkshire Terrier"
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    adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    "I cant come to work today im sick"
    "How Sick?"
    "Im in bed with simon Jordan a midget and trained donkey"
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    pete_tong1pete_tong1
    Serves Sugar right for employing a person who openly admitted that he lied on his c.v after getting caught.
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    CarterCarter
    Serves Sugar right for hiring a yid
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    When living abroad i once used the excuse of cystitis... i was still pissed when i said it and couldnt think of anything else to use.
    I dont know who was more embarrassed when i eventually got in about midday - my boss or me - i did say ill spare you the gory details for which he thanked me.

    Save you clueless men looking it up... here is one of the main causes of cystisis

    "In women physical damage or bruising often caused by vigorous or frequent sex can also lead to cystitis this is sometimes known as 'honeymoon cystitis'."
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    DA9DA9
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]When living abroad i once used the excuse of cystitis... i was still pissed when i said it and couldnt think of anything else to use.
    I dont know who was more embarrassed when i eventually got in about midday - my boss or me - i did say ill spare you the gory details for which he thanked me.

    Save you clueless men looking it up... here is one of the main causes of cystisis

    "In women physical damage or bruising often caused by vigorous or frequent sex can also lead to cystitis this is sometimes known as 'honeymoon cystitis'."

    PMSL......we know what you were allegedly doing
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    B thanks for returning the favour there .Well into me chickenand bacon wrap when read it !
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    edited July 2008
    Once this guy i employed comes to see me and asks can he get off early 2 afternoons a week as his Mum has MS and he has to bath her etc etc lots of tears (mostly his). So i find ways for him to still get his full dosh etc and we work it out. I then find he has nicked money off my Co Ordinator an Irish lady who when she lost her temper went totally mental ! i sacked him (probably saved his life!) and he smiles at me tells me he never knew his Mum , he was adopted and was bunking off for a beer all those months !!
    The Security Manager was there and says "you have 5 mins to clear your gear before i throw you on the street" he would have done it as well.Me i sat there stunned. So what do u do the next time some one really has a problem like that.
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]B thanks for returning the favour there .Well into me chickenand bacon wrap when read it !

    er well could i just point out i didnt actually have it. I spent the night at mates after missing my ferry home...a hangover and a half. to make matters worse i had to borrow her clothes and she was a size 8... her wraparound skirt wasnt quite wrapping around me - ahhh memories tho.
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so if it was a skirt and a wrap around and it didnt fit ? then dont that mean it didnt wrap around and you was a flasher for a day ?


    PS Greewich beer festival on ? u and Mr T ?
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    yes i was flashing... well holding on for dear life anyway.

    he's talking of going on friday with the Oak lot and we're going on the sunday.
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    DA9DA9
    When is it?
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    GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    19,20th July.
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    Barn Door VarneyBarn Door Varney
    I met this bird on holiday that lived in Dorset. When we both got back she invited me down for the weekend. Anyway, I missed the last train on the sunday so had to ring in work on the Monday morning.

    I'd been at the dentist the week before so told them that the filling I'd had done had come out and so I had to go back and get it fixed. Feeling chuffed about how clever I was, went back to bed for a bit, then jumped on the train to waterloo and was in by 2.

    Got collered by my boss as soon as I walked in and reminded that the office phones have caller ID and asked how long my dentist had been in Dorset??
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