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Amarillo

DA9DA9
edited July 2008 in Not Sports Related
Start at London Heathrow Airport

Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

Start going toward the “Airport Exit” on “International Parkway South” - follow for 0.2 miles.

Bear left onto the highway toward “Terminal East Parking” - follow for 0.3 miles

Bear left onto “International Parkway North” toward “North Airport Exit” - follow for 2.9 miles

Take the “Highway 114 west” exit toward “Fort Worth” - follow for 29.2 miles

Then continue on “US 287 north” - follow for 91.1 miles

“US 287 north” becomes “Interstate-44 east” - follow for 0.7 miles

Take left fork onto “US-287 north” toward “Vernon” - follow for 104.0 miles

“US 287 north” becomes “Avenue F (US1 -287)” - follow for 2.8 miles

Continue to follow “US 287 north” - follow for 104.9 miles

Take left ramp onto “Interstate 40 west” toward “Dumas” - follow for 7.8 miles

Take “Exit 70″ onto “US 60 east” toward “Dumas” - follow for 0.5 miles

Take the “Buchanan Street” exit toward “Dumas/Pampa” - follow for 1.7 miles

Turn right onto “Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)” - follow for 0.1 miles

Arrive at the centre of town.

Now that’s the way to bleedin’ Amarillo!

Comments

  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    Good to see your keeping up to date with the current Chart hits mate ; - )
  • Essex_AlEssex_Al
    And sweet Marie who waits for me!
  • leftbehindleftbehind
    ha ha you been drinking mate?
  • DA9DA9
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]Good to see your keeping up to date with the current Chart hits mate ; - )

    Just leave me and my tanktop alone.
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    Avenues and Alleyways much better than amerillo mate.
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    You will be wanting one of Henry's cardigans next ; -)
  • DA9DA9
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]Avenues and Alleyways much better than amerillo mate.

    Love that song, love the film its in, love, Honour & Obey
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]You will be wanting one of Henry's cardigans next ; -)

    Anyone see the presentations after the Men's Wimbledon final.

    Federer (sp), no. 1 tennis player in world, sexy beast of a man. Wearing a cardigan. Face it. I'm a trend setter and you are all jealous.
  • Chirpy RedChirpy Red
    It was actually the theme tune to The Protectors.
  • adamtheaddickadamtheaddick
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=CaMWpvxmKdA

    classic
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  • BDLBDL
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]You will be wanting one of Henry's cardigans next ; -)

    Anyone see the presentations after the Men's Wimbledon final.

    Federer (sp), no. 1 tennis player in world, sexy beast of a man. Wearing a cardigan. Face it. I'm a trend setter and you are all jealous.

    Does he like tea and biscuits too Ben?
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [quote][cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]You will be wanting one of Henry's cardigans next ; -)[/quote]

    Anyone see the presentations after the Men's Wimbledon final.

    Federer (sp), no. 1 tennis player in world, sexy beast of a man. Wearing a cardigan. Face it. I'm a trend setter and you are all jealous.[/quote]

    Does he like tea and biscuits too Ben?[/quote]

    Doesn't everyone. Anyone who doesn't is a sicko pervert.

    I bet he doesn't like heavy metal music either as obviously a man of good taste ; - )
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    edited July 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Charlie Block[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]Start at London Heathrow Airport

    Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

    Now that’s the way to bleedin’ Amarillo!

    I would rather get a connecting flight to Amarillo's own airport.

    I'm sure you would but that would have rather spoiled the JOKE. You see, Charlie by extending the directions for so long it builds up the anticipation ready for the punchline. That's how humour works.

    Don't worry, one day you'll get the hang of it and someone will laugh at one of your jokes.




    But don't hold your breath waiting.
  • BDLBDL
    edited July 2008
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  • WSSWSS
    Is that David Cameron?!
  • BDLBDL
    No stupid it's a scone not a doughnut!
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]No stupid it's a scone not a doughnut!

    Oh, good set up for the photo BDL. Just as well I didn't wear a cardie that day even if DD would most likely have found it quite funny.
  • BDLBDL
    Wouldn't have used it if I didn't think DD would approve! Sorry Ben, had to do it. Still it's better than the cardie!
  • DA9DA9
    edited July 2008
    Is that a full cream cake, or squeezy out of a tin, your a public figure now Ben, we have a right to know.

    PS...Do your tie up you scruffy sod.

    :-)
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