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North Lower Neil

F-Blocker

"bloody hell - I told you to use some lubricant!"

Stu_of_Kunming

'I really am a c*nt eh'

RedArmySE7

"Pink is the new orange this summer!"

Goonerhater

Porno laws relaxed in London picture of a cock allowed on Charlton life.

vancouveraddick

"C'mon I look a little bit like George Michael, don't I?"

guinnessaddick

When Colin said he liked his team to be tight at the back.

bingaddick

Looking suitably smug, Simon demonstrates his ability to talk out of his arse.....

LoOkOuT

He's got a glint in his eye!

kigelia

Jordan was even more pissed off when he realised that, in addition to Bostock, the Tribunal also ruled that Spurs got possession of his lips