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LenGlover
LenGlover Posts: 31,651
edited July 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
so how should criminal Lifers be punished?

MCS - a week as a tour guide in Paris or Egypt

Goonerhater - A compulsory screening of The Arsenal Stadium Mystery followed by dinner with Arsene Wenger and Ken Livingstone

Northstand Steve - Helping Izale McCleod's physio for a week

BFR - Listening to "Gaunty" on Talksport for a week

any more?

Comments

  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Charlie Block made to take Richard Murray & co out to dinner?


    Weegie to spend a week at Sparrows Lane as PA to Pards

    :o)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Barn Door Lisbie made to sit through 24hours qworth of videos of Captain Cleanshorts in action?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Henry Irving - A season ticket at The Rectory Field to watch "The Club"
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    Oooh Ahh should be forced to do the charity walk to every football ground in the league - except The Valley
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Riscardo forced to wear Ben Sherman and Burberry for a week
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,471
    edited July 2008
    Me being 'forced' to listen to Punk music(of any description) even for as little as a few seconds....Arrrrrrrgh!!
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    edited July 2008
    AFKA - Painted blue and handcuffed to a groom in Ibiza for a week
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,098
    Everyone should be forced to go on a male grooming spa weekend with Simon Jordan. Complete with Crystal Palace towels and everything.

    And the tanning part is compulsory. As is the Neil Warnock all over body massage.

    Sorry, just scared myself there.
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    Off It - sent to the priory for a month
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    [cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]Off It - sent to the priory for a month

    I disagree. Out of the 1,000+ members, Off It is the only one i would consider banning while sober, but allowing to post while drunk.

    Medders and Ledge - Civil partnership
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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Len ta mate.
    The Highbury movie would give me a good nites kip.
    Arsene Winger would love a chat, think he would be very intresting guy and to top it all 5 mins with Red Ken would be a dream come true.


    I think my life sentance should be a speach by some tree huger telling me why the UK has to go back to the stone age to save the rest of the World, this speach would be on an endless loop tape.
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    but he;s always seems to be on the beer.

    LOL AFKA - good one -
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,142
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]AFKA - Painted blue and handcuffed to a groom in Ibiza for a week

    LOL - good one Dan.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    Make Riscardo wear a badge saying "28 today!"
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]AFKA - Painted blue and handcuffed to a groom in Ibiza for a week


    We are looking for new ideas Dan, there is photographic evidence that this has already happend.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    blonde whig and a dress this time?
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Carter - Forced to drink in The Bugle all season
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Ketman - Forced to deliver leaflets for his dad's forthcoming election campaign:-)
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    Chirpy Red to go on a date with Helen Mirren to a bar that had Danny Baker playing loudly on the wireless and the bar only served wine or bottled lager.

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