[cite]Posted By: dartfordgent[/cite]nothing wrong with it...well i dont like it myself....its the oooo i love cider brigade who now drink with ice but few years ago associated cider with pi**heads ciderheads and mad uncles.......if they like it why didnt they drink stronbow years ago...guess i ment to say ban the followers of fashion...
It tastes a lot different to a pint of strongbow. You also don't get as much heartburn!
1) I definately agree with the wheelie suitcase thingies.............they are the devils work. People drag them behind them without thinking/caring who they scoop up behind them. I'm amazed than Don Jolly hasn't done a sketch with a thousand different people hanging off the back of one of those things as the owner ignorantly chats on their mobile as they blissfully wander through a crowded airport/train terminal, collecting all manner of flotsum & jetsuml!!!!
2) I again agree with Croc's................WTF???? Makes women look like lesbians & men look like ming mongs = WRONG!
3) Its a given the mobiles that 'yoofs' play their so called music out loud to. I instantly turn into Victor Meldrew at the first sound of a 'toon' being played out loud.............'if I wanted to listen to your music I would ask you kindly if I could plug my earphones into your mobile...........have I asked you kindly? No I haven't.............so either plug your own earphones in, switch it off, or I will throw it out of the window'. I've had mixed responses so far ;-)
4) People moaning about others talking about non football on football messageboards out of season. Come on.........our lives are football. It's killing us all that nothing happens fast enough out of season. Some of us like to talk drivel to try & forget that nothings happening, that we may all have to suffer the same torment as the season before....get over it!!!!
5) Getting older..................why do we have to.........we shouldn't have too............humph!
1. People driving whilst on mobiles - when will they f****** get it.
2. Holiday companies that rip people with kids off. People without kids go on holiday in june and july or september these places are still hot then
3. Shops/ or cafes when you get a flask of hot water out to warm your baby's bottle try and tell u it is against their Health and Safety - F*** off and show me your health and safety manual and show me the section where it says it. If need be I will fill out a risk assessment and method statement, whilst you look on baffled as to what I am talking about because you don't know, and whilst you are out trying to find the non existent manual we would have fed him and gone
11. The CAFC stewards who insist i sit down while missing 3,400 stading the whole 90 mins a few yards away. 12. Bendy buses. Only i pay. They are dangerous and SLOW yes Red Ken slow the traffic down. 13. Diane Abbot. Go way off my TV. Be a Tory ,be anything but dont claim to be a Socialist. 14. Females wearing training shoes to work. 4 " heels are regulation. 15. Jonathon Woss just f**k wight off.
[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]1. Goonerhater - too angry
2. Oggy - too nice
3. Fishnets - too much a pain in the ar3e
4 Off It - too drunk
5 Ketman - too gay
[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]
1. Goonerhater - too angry
2. Oggy - too nice
3. Fishnets - too much a pain in the ar3e
4 Off It - too drunk
5 AFKA - too short
Airplane seats that tip back - especially on short flights.
I fecking hate it when your crammed into a plane & the person in front decided to let their seat right back almost as soon as the wheels leave the runway, thus ensuring you have even less room than before. I make sure they get more than a few hefty whacks to the back of their seat at drinks service time ;-)
1) Smart cars on motorways
2) Council tax (pay more than enough in other taxes and only get my bins taken away once a week)
3) The TV licence fee
4) Speed humps
5) This eco friendly bollocks I keep hearing when 1billion plus Chinese do not care one jot (and why should they)
[cite]Posted By: Oakster[/cite]Airplane seats that tip back - especially on short flights.
I fecking hate it when your crammed into a plane & the person in front decided to let their seat right back almost as soon as the wheels leave the runway, thus ensuring you have even less room than before. I make sure they get more than a few hefty whacks to the back of their seat at drinks service time ;-)
Yes thats a right annoying one. I'd also say people who chose a window seat and then pull the blind down so that no-one else gets the chance of even the slightest glimpse of what is below.
[cite]Posted By: Oakster[/cite]Airplane seats that tip back - especially on short flights.
I fecking hate it when your crammed into a plane & the person in front decided to let their seat right back almost as soon as the wheels leave the runway, thus ensuring you have even less room than before. I make sure they get more than a few hefty whacks to the back of their seat at drinks service time ;-)
Yes thats a right annoying one. I'd also say people who chose a window seat and then pull the blind down so that no-one else gets the chance of even the slightest glimpse of what is below.
Weird you should say that Stig - I was just talking to my co-worker and she says she sits by the window and shuts the blind so that she feels in control and doesn't feel like she's on a plane. I told her she was weird and to drink more heavily instead.
1. Machines that don't give change (usually in car parks) - it's nothing short of legalised robbery. Disgaceful.
2. DVD and TV soundtracks that are mixed to be played in a purpose-built theatres rather than the flats, terraces, and semis that most of us watch from.
3. God botherers knocking on my door - unless I'm bored and fancy the argument.
4. People putting their feet on seats on public transport.
5. Grafitti - I don't mean the clever stuff like Banksy but mindless kids spraying their tags up everywhere.
[cite]Posted By: Oakster[/cite]Airplane seats that tip back - especially on short flights.
I fecking hate it when your crammed into a plane & the person in front decided to let their seat right back almost as soon as the wheels leave the runway, thus ensuring you have even less room than before. I make sure they get more than a few hefty whacks to the back of their seat at drinks service time ;-)
Yes thats a right annoying one. I'd also say people who chose a window seat and then pull the blind down so that no-one else gets the chance of even the slightest glimpse of what is below.
Weird you should say that Stig - I was just talking to my co-worker and she says she sits by the window and shuts the blind so that she feels in control and doesn't feel like she's on a plane. I told her she was weird and to drink more heavily instead.
I like your style. Drinking is the answer to all of life's little problems - except drinking too much :~)
[cite]Posted By: Oakster[/cite]Airplane seats that tip back - especially on short flights.
I fecking hate it when your crammed into a plane & the person in front decided to let their seat right back almost as soon as the wheels leave the runway, thus ensuring you have even less room than before. I make sure they get more than a few hefty whacks to the back of their seat at drinks service time ;-)
Yes thats a right annoying one. I'd also say people who chose a window seat and then pull the blind down so that no-one else gets the chance of even the slightest glimpse of what is below.
Weird you should say that Stig - I was just talking to my co-worker and she says she sits by the window and shuts the blind so that she feels in control and doesn't feel like she's on a plane. I told her she was weird and to drink more heavily instead.
I like your style. Drinking is the answer to all of life's little problems - except drinking too much :~)
Agree - I'm so hungover today I could only eat half the burger I bought at lunchtime - something I don't think I've ever done
1. Umbrellas
2. People who don't say thank you when you open the door for them,let them across the road
3. Americans
4.Ferral youths
5. Big Issue sellers
1. People who take children under three on aeroplanes, and then look around expecting sympathy 'cos the poor little mite's ears are hurting, and its screaming it's head off.
2. People who let their children over 3 kick the seat in front/run about bothering other people/play their personal DVD at full blast on aeroplanes.
3. People who on being given priority boarding ( because they have kids) then sit halfway up the plane, among the normal people, because they don't want to be sat in front of someone elses kicking sprog, while their little precious is banging their seat up and down the entire journey....
4. Crocs, flip-flops, trainers.
5. People who promise to come and see us at Floyd's, or promise they will be "back for the quiz on Wednesday" and then just don't bother.
[cite]Posted By: Algarveaddick[/cite]1. People who take children under three on aeroplanes, and then look around expecting sympathy 'cos the poor little mite's ears are hurting, and its screaming it's head off.
2. People who let their children over 3 kick the seat in front/run about bothering other people/play their personal DVD at full blast on aeroplanes.
3. People who on being given priority boarding ( because they have kids) then sit halfway up the plane, among the normal people, because they don't want to be sat in front of someone elses kicking sprog, while their little precious is banging their seat up and down the entire journey....
4. Crocs, flip-flops, trainers.
5. People who promise to come and see us at Floyd's, or promise they will be "back for the quiz on Wednesday" and then just don't bother.
There is a possibility I could be in your neck of the woods in September, I'm not promising anything though!! What is the fanjita like on the Algarve that time of year?
1. Signs on cars saying "babies on board", what's all that about? As if I give a f*ck
2. Jobsworth Car Park attendants acting like they're the old bill
3. Naomi Campbell - she should be made to forfeit her money and possessions and live on the street for several years to make her humble
4. People (mainly over 65) who cannot use a cashpoint or check their balance online and are always in the queue ahead of me getting cash or checking their balance - they should have a special window for "sad f*cking idiots who can't sit the right way on a toilet seat"....:-)
5. Amy Winehouse - nuff said
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It tastes a lot different to a pint of strongbow. You also don't get as much heartburn!
2) I again agree with Croc's................WTF???? Makes women look like lesbians & men look like ming mongs = WRONG!
3) Its a given the mobiles that 'yoofs' play their so called music out loud to. I instantly turn into Victor Meldrew at the first sound of a 'toon' being played out loud.............'if I wanted to listen to your music I would ask you kindly if I could plug my earphones into your mobile...........have I asked you kindly? No I haven't.............so either plug your own earphones in, switch it off, or I will throw it out of the window'. I've had mixed responses so far ;-)
4) People moaning about others talking about non football on football messageboards out of season. Come on.........our lives are football. It's killing us all that nothing happens fast enough out of season. Some of us like to talk drivel to try & forget that nothings happening, that we may all have to suffer the same torment as the season before....get over it!!!!
5) Getting older..................why do we have to.........we shouldn't have too............humph!
My bro moved to France and sells loads of pears to the local producers. The local Poire is quality ...
men that wear crocs.................weren't you listening?
amen to that!
sorry ;-)
1. People driving whilst on mobiles - when will they f****** get it.
2. Holiday companies that rip people with kids off. People without kids go on holiday in june and july or september these places are still hot then
3. Shops/ or cafes when you get a flask of hot water out to warm your baby's bottle try and tell u it is against their Health and Safety - F*** off and show me your health and safety manual and show me the section where it says it. If need be I will fill out a risk assessment and method statement, whilst you look on baffled as to what I am talking about because you don't know, and whilst you are out trying to find the non existent manual we would have fed him and gone
4. knives
5. alchohol being sold in corner shops -
12. Bendy buses. Only i pay. They are dangerous and SLOW yes Red Ken slow the traffic down.
13. Diane Abbot. Go way off my TV. Be a Tory ,be anything but dont claim to be a Socialist.
14. Females wearing training shoes to work. 4 " heels are regulation.
15. Jonathon Woss just f**k wight off.
2. Oggy - too nice
3. Fishnets - too much a pain in the ar3e
4 Off It - too drunk
5 Ketman - too gay
Hark at you....
Hmmph
Ok ... men that where crocs are ming mongs and women are lesbians ???
Seems like you've hit the nail well and truelly on the head
I fecking hate it when your crammed into a plane & the person in front decided to let their seat right back almost as soon as the wheels leave the runway, thus ensuring you have even less room than before. I make sure they get more than a few hefty whacks to the back of their seat at drinks service time ;-)
Sometimes this site is like listening to my gran moaning about how the world has changed.
1) Smart cars on motorways
2) Council tax (pay more than enough in other taxes and only get my bins taken away once a week)
3) The TV licence fee
4) Speed humps
5) This eco friendly bollocks I keep hearing when 1billion plus Chinese do not care one jot (and why should they)
Oh and
6) Ketmans gayness
Yes thats a right annoying one. I'd also say people who chose a window seat and then pull the blind down so that no-one else gets the chance of even the slightest glimpse of what is below.
Weird you should say that Stig - I was just talking to my co-worker and she says she sits by the window and shuts the blind so that she feels in control and doesn't feel like she's on a plane. I told her she was weird and to drink more heavily instead.
2. DVD and TV soundtracks that are mixed to be played in a purpose-built theatres rather than the flats, terraces, and semis that most of us watch from.
3. God botherers knocking on my door - unless I'm bored and fancy the argument.
4. People putting their feet on seats on public transport.
5. Grafitti - I don't mean the clever stuff like Banksy but mindless kids spraying their tags up everywhere.
I like your style. Drinking is the answer to all of life's little problems - except drinking too much :~)
Agree - I'm so hungover today I could only eat half the burger I bought at lunchtime - something I don't think I've ever done
2. People who don't say thank you when you open the door for them,let them across the road
3. Americans
4.Ferral youths
5. Big Issue sellers
2. People who let their children over 3 kick the seat in front/run about bothering other people/play their personal DVD at full blast on aeroplanes.
3. People who on being given priority boarding ( because they have kids) then sit halfway up the plane, among the normal people, because they don't want to be sat in front of someone elses kicking sprog, while their little precious is banging their seat up and down the entire journey....
4. Crocs, flip-flops, trainers.
5. People who promise to come and see us at Floyd's, or promise they will be "back for the quiz on Wednesday" and then just don't bother.
There is a possibility I could be in your neck of the woods in September, I'm not promising anything though!! What is the fanjita like on the Algarve that time of year?
Not bad, should be a few dollies around as the school holidays will have finished.
2. Jobsworth Car Park attendants acting like they're the old bill
3. Naomi Campbell - she should be made to forfeit her money and possessions and live on the street for several years to make her humble
4. People (mainly over 65) who cannot use a cashpoint or check their balance online and are always in the queue ahead of me getting cash or checking their balance - they should have a special window for "sad f*cking idiots who can't sit the right way on a toilet seat"....:-)
5. Amy Winehouse - nuff said