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Songs for the new players

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 58,157
edited August 2008 in General Charlton
Right, what can we do to improve the reportoire ??

I suggest a very simple JonJo Shelvey, JonJo Shelvey to the tune of Play Up Pompey. Even the West Stand could manage those lyrics.

What do you reckon ?

Any suggestions for Basey, Hudson, Racon, Youga etc
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  • Cafc #1
    Cafc #1 Posts: 116
    Basey Basey Basey Basey la la la, instead of bouncy!!

    Sorry best i could do!! (Please dont ban me!!)
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    For new players AFKA ? how about

    "we cant see you sneaking in "
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    who are ya?
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    a simple "One Kelly Youga" would give the lad a lift

    Joshy Wright Wright Wright is an obvious one
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,182
    There's only oooone Mark Hudson
    He said nooooo to the nigels
    he said no thanks
    your a bunch of wanks
    walking in a charlton wonderland.

    Grant Basey ooooh
    Grant Basey ooooh
    He comes from Bromley way
    Simon Jordan is a gay?!

    Choo choo choo, super Kelly Younga!

    Taxi for FOD!!!
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    Liked this one down at Brighton...think we may have to adopt it....


    When I was just a little boy,
    I asked my mother,
    What should I be?
    Should I be CHARLTON?
    Should I be Palace?
    Here's what she said to me,
    '"Wash your mouth out son
    And go get your father's gun
    And shoot the Palace scum
    Shoot the Palace scum”…
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    or
    ello ello Therry Racon, Therry Racon
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    I still say bring back the oldies

    Sweet Molly Malone and Knees up mother brown!
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    Lets all go to Tescos. lets all go to Tescos where (Swansea?) buy there best clothes, la la la la
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    Slow day at the office.....

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  • Charlton_Charlie
    Charlton_Charlie Posts: 1,430
    "Who's tackling you, thats Moo To A Kill"

    to the Duran Duran 'View to a kill' Bond theme....

    Get's coat, exits stage left....
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    how about :

    "hes not here ,
    hes not there,
    hes not f**kin anywhere
    Markus Bent , Marcus Bent"
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,148
    When I find myself thinking 'bout Charlton
    Mark Kinsella Comes to me
    JonJo Shelvey Scoring
    Let it be

    Let it be
    Let it be
    Let it be
    Let it be

    JonJo Shelvey Scoring
    Let it be
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,182
    edited August 2008
    [cite]Posted By: Charlton Charlie[/cite]"Who's tackling you, thats Moo To A Kill"

    to the Duran Duran 'View to a kill' Bond theme....
    I actually like this one!
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,598
    To the tune of 'Get Down On It'

    Jonjo Shelvey! (do do do, do do do)
    Jonjo Shelvey!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited August 2008
    Right i am ready for the abuse


    I have thought of a new one for my posh spice is a ? verses ala Ipswich away


    Posh Spice is a slapper she is down upon her knees

    And when she's begging please shag me

    she dreams of jon Shelvey,

    Jon Shelvey , Jon Shelvey, Jon Shelvey she dreams of Jon Shelvey

    I'll get me coat and taxi and hope not to be be banned

    (sorry Uncle)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,489
    Six foot two,
    Eyes of Blue
    Big Mark Hudson's after your

    Mark Hudson's quite legitimate
    Even got a birth Certificate
    Mark Hudson's quite legitimate
    No more a Palace B********

    He comes from Portugal
    He F******* hates Millwall
    Semedo Woh Oh Oh

    He went on the community scheme
    now he's in our first team
    Grant Basey Woh Oh Oh

    Who's that scoring goals
    Who's that scoring goals
    Stuart, Stuart Fleetwood
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    What about He's got no hair but we dont care jonjo jonjo shelvey.
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Or ..... Ooooh jonjo ooh oh, oh jonjo wooah he's 6foot tall and bald he's better than ronaldooooh jonjo wooah oh jonjo. Not sure i spelt the wooah right but i think you know the song and the tune to put the words to. It actually dont sound to bad when you extend the o from ronaldo to start the next verse
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,364
    I'm still dreaming of a team of Corey Gibbs

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  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,593
    Mark Hudson Woh Oh Oh
    Mark Hudson Woh Oh Oh
    He had to leave the scum
    Coz Jordon wanted his bum
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,157
    spooky mate, i thought of something very similar on the train this morning !

    Mark Hudson Woh Oh Oh
    Mark Hudson Woh Oh Oh
    He played for Jordan's shite
    But now he's seen the light
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,593
    nothing better to do as well AFKA lol?
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    We need to think of something better than Bou Bou Bouazza! "Get yourself a proper name" gets my vote, we can use it for Yassin too!
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,420
    Can we also think of a better one for Nicky Bailey too? 'One Nicky Bailey' isn't the most inspiring one is it?
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,364
    Super,Super Nick,far better than Super al.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,990
    We've got Buzzer on the outside wing and Varney in the middle,

    When the ball's in the back of the net, you'll hear the Covered EndNorth Stand roar, ROAR!
  • vancouveraddick
    vancouveraddick Posts: 1,674
    He plays on the left
    He plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
    Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzer
    Makes JT look shite
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,364
    vancouver that is quality and if you dont mind i will sing it against Wolves.
  • vancouveraddick
    vancouveraddick Posts: 1,674
    [cite]Posted By: northstandsteve[/cite]vancouver that is quality and if you dont mind i will sing it against Wolves.

    of course not mate - wish I could be there to join in

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