Caption Corner

AFKABartram

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razil

"There's no Fayes on me..."

Chunes

"For the amount you're earning Amdy, this is the least you can do"

kigelia

"All together now. Heads, shoulders, knees and toes..."

pete_tong1

'oh god jon jo has scored another hat trick, he will be sold in jan. And on the last day'

kigelia

Pardew is a victim of the old hair gel/superglue switch prank

ChicagoAddick

"Got to raise some money somehow."

Brunello

"No Jonjo, this is my syrup and I'm keeping it"

AFKABartram

'hurry up down there sweatheart, i've got an open training session to take in ten minutes'

The Equaliser

This is a stick-up.

Give us all your best players and no-ones gonna get hurt.

carlingaddick

[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]'hurry up down there sweatheart, i've got an open training session to take in ten minutes'

thats quality!

bigstemarra

Are you sure doctor?

"I'm sorry Mr Pardew, but it looks like the early stages of Jordan's Disease. It's turned completely orange."

AFKABartram

'did you see that Parky ? I thought Faye was getting better, but he's just been nutmegged by the mascot'

AFKABartram

Pardew discovers new technique to keep his ego under control....

addick1965

"I've got HOW much to spend on new players!!"

WSS

Steve Waggott (out of picture): "Howay Alan, what dyer mean yee didnt understand me when Ah telt yee months ago tha you'd hev ne money te spend on players."

T_C_E

Pi55 off I dont care how skint we are, you are not selling my syrup!!

LenGlover

....Alright Covered End no more booing. Sit quietly with your hands on your head like this until i tell you to stop...



Those of a certain age may have been subject to such disciplinary measures at primary school...

Goonerhater

Copper from Borris`s Knife crime hit squad " hands on head scum bag and dont move "

Pards " Officer all i said is we should have a stab at winning at home !"

charlton_carl

"doh, i have finally realised what my strongest side was last season"

Goonerhater

Pards standing outside the Achor boozer looking towards Upton park

" Home"

AFKABartram

"Ok Golfaddick, i get the message....."

Goonerhater

Pards after watching Faye "training".

" yes parky u herd right. I want a large box. two sets of hand cuffs, duct tape, a DHL cargo voucher for the Falklands , and a label that says dont open till xmas 2010"

kigelia

Scene 1:
Interior: Pardew's bathroom
Pardew is standing in front of his bathroom mirror with an enigmatic smile:

Pardew: (SINGING) You are beautiful no matter what they say...

dartfordgent

Calling on his hidden powers Pards uses his amazing thought control beam on Faye * i must leave this club ..i must leave this club * damn his strong it worked on those other usless bags of sh*ite !!

Henry Irving

Derek Chappell: "You can stand there with your hands on your head until you learn not to speak out of turn to the press"

KillersBeard

Pardews head was hurting, but it was his own fault for standing in the stands during a squad shooting practice session.

Henry Irving

"uum, all of that GB Women's basketball team look all right. I wonder if the tall one could do a job for us at centre half"

Chunes

"Why isn't this working!? Oh no... Now I realise. Andy Reid! The source of all my powers!"

AFKABartram

'moisturise ? check
slick back hair ? check
spray aftershave down in the engine room ? check
feed bullsh*t to the press ? check
check mirror ? check
cash cheque ? check
bring in a decent centre half ? DOH....'

Alex Wright

I wonder if I'll get rumbled if I sign up to Charlton Life as "Alan from Charlton"?