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CAPTION COMP - Our Friend Simon

Charlton DanCharlton Dan
edited November 2006 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
RBSEP04-Goodbuy.jpg

Theres gotta be some good ones...... Thanks be to God for Google Images!!

Comments

  • MCSMCS
    Dude, i just cant look at this pic, its feckin horrible! (ps this is not a caption)
  • 19051905
    "Time for another court case, methinks"
  • SaladSalad
    "All broken: they haven't made one yet that can deal with excessive wrist action"
  • SaladSalad
    edited November 2006
    " Dennis in the last bloody minute :-( "
  • AddicktedAddickted
    "I still can't find North - which one's the compass?"
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    "If I take all three watches into the tanning bed there's no way I'll stay in too long this time"
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    'Ok lads, you've proved your point, i'm an embarrassment. No please untie my wrists'
  • carlingaddickcarlingaddick
    [cite]Posted By: Salad Spinner[/cite]"Dennis in the last minute!"

    haha i like it!!!!
  • Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    Dowie - Dunno. Seems expensive.

    Jordan- Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Dowie? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!" In fact, fuck it Iain, I think I'll keep it!
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Rev Rufus has just emailed me:

    'like my watch ? you should do, i bought it off Charlton Dan'

    :-)
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  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    'Who sang The Drugs Don't Work ? Well you tell them that i can't even put a watch on'
  • AddicktedAddickted
    "Come on, three watches for an ounce, you can't lose"
  • AddicktedAddickted
    "Go on nurse, I'm sure there's still one more stuck up there"
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]"Go on nurse, I'm sure there's still one more stuck up there"


    very good
  • AddicktedAddickted
    "One off the wrist, morning, noon and night"
  • AddicktedAddickted
    "Are the batteries from these any good Sophie?"
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    'time for a sacking'
  • AddicktedAddickted
    "If it pleases m'lud, I'm ever so humble"
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Red n Blue are the colour
    Simon is my name
    I'm heading for a breakdown
    Charlton's tucked me up again
    I bought the sh1tty ground and the court case was a botch
    and all that i'm now left with is a fake rolex watch
  • AddicktedAddickted
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Rev Rufus has just emailed me:

    'like my watch ? you should do, i bought it off Charlton Dan'

    :-)

    Funnily enough, I've just had something similar from "Bromley Big Boy"

    "so you tie one round your bollocks and that stops you coming too soon but what are the other two for?"
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  • 19051905
    "so you tie one round your bollocks and that stops you coming too soon but what are the other two for?"

    You need help mate.
  • SaladSalad
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]"One off the wrist, morning, noon and night"

    Ha!
  • Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Rev Rufus has just emailed me:

    'like my watch ? you should do, i bought it off Charlton Dan'

    :-)

    Mate theyre far too cheap for me ;-)
  • KBslittlesisKBslittlesis
    ' you got to pick a Dowie pocket or two '
  • Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    "Now I can work out what time it is in London, Marbella and Tenerife"
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