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Nigella Lawson

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  • Charles Saatchi is only 11 years younger than her dad, 17 years older than she is. What a gold digger!
  • edited December 2008
    I saw her walking down Sloane Street earlier this year and she's a very pretty lady.

    Sadly she had Scottish Widows style coat on but you can't have it all eh.

    She was married to John Diamond, who gave his blessing to her to go with Saatchi.

    Nice top. . . .
  • i said to her " u carry on cooking luv dont mind me" thats why if u look real close she has had grab rails put on her kitchen work top.
  • Jesus Henry Christ in a motorised sidecar - she is in my top three fantasy shags. Absolutely f***ing gorgeous.
  • Did anyone see the new series of cooking porn last night? When she took her coat off at the beginning I almost passed out, has she had surgery? As a programme it's turning into a parody of itself, when she was cooking in her satin dressing gown and then in her coat (just knocking up a quick chicken noodle soup after coming back from being out on the tear with her "girlfriends", as you do) it was hilarious. Not that it put me off, of course.
  • Every time I see her I think of that comedy car horn noise from the thirties: "AWOOOOOOOOGAAAH". Absolutely perfect in every way.
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Every time I see her I think of that comedy car horn noise from the thirties: "AWOOOOOOOOGAAAH". Absolutely perfect in every way.[/quote]

    So you'd apply cream to her dumplings then?
  • [cite]Posted By: Kap10[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]Every time I see her I think of that comedy car horn noise from the thirties: "AWOOOOOOOOGAAAH". Absolutely perfect in every way.

    So you'd apply cream to her dumplings then?
    I almost soiled myself last night. And that was WITH the wife watching it with me.
  • I find it depressing viewing - I just sit there thinking "there are no circumstances under which I will get to sleep with her".
  • One of the most gorgeos woman I have met in real life........

    John ( Diamond) was working on Event( Richard Bransons only failure) and the 'lovely Lawson' used to come in to the Poetobello Road offices, sometimes with the kids as I think they went to one of there parents or something........

    Absolute stunner!. I am sure she was not cooking at the time, and John worked as a journalist on the magazine, as well as the Times Newspaper.

    Must admit to having a real eye for her, Witty, Intelligent and she cooks as well.... better leave it there!
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  • She's getting older and put on some weight - ooops, so have I .... sigh ....
  • [cite]Posted By: Saga Lout[/cite]I find it depressing viewing - I just sit there thinking "there are no circumstances under which I will get to sleep with her".

    That my friend is my on going mantra ;-(
  • edited October 2010
    A feast of Nigella

    http://tinyurl.com/33e7o77
  • [cite]Posted By: Kap10[/cite]A feast of Nigella

    I wish you hadn't done that! I watch her latest programme with the sound off last night - just as good!
  • There are not many of my fantasies (sexual, food, etc.) that she does not fulfil.
  • Signing books at Bluewater on October 14th for those of you man enough to meet her!

    http://www.bluewater.co.uk/news.aspx?urlkey=wh_newslist&newsid=457
  • Thanks a lot Wilma, going to this next Thursday at Waterstones........

    Have to apply for a 'press pass' to take her photo, probably for 2 minutes, 'so a quickie with Nigella'..... better make sure my batteries are properly charged.....
  • edited October 2010
    [cite]Posted By: ken from bexley[/cite]Thanks a lot Wilma, going to this next Thursday at Waterstones........

    Have to apply for a 'press pass' to take her photo, probably for 2 minutes, 'so a quickie with Nigella'..... better make sure my batteries are properly charged.....

    I think many of the men of a certain age on here need you to arrange a lingerie shoot!

    Oh, and I'll help you carry your camera bag if I'm about.
  • [cite]Posted By: Saga Lout[/cite]I think many of the men of a certain age on here need to shoot in her lingerie !

    I thought's that what you said!
  • edited October 2010
    Well done Oggy...... you see the filth in everything....

    although In my case this probably applies !

    In the end the truth will 'come out'......
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  • I've never felt like being a celebrity stalker.

    Until now!!
  • Dammit! Can't carry your camera bag Ken, I'll be in Spain.
  • edited October 2010
    [cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]Signing books at Bluewater on October 14th for those of you man enough to meet her!

    http://www.bluewater.co.uk/news.aspx?urlkey=wh_newslist&newsid=457

    For those who are unable to visit Nigella - or are not that interested! - the Saturdays are there a couple of days later:

    http://www.bluewater.co.uk/news.aspx?urlkey=wh_newslist&newsid=462

    Also there the same day is Danny 'Pwopa Nawty' Dyer. So you can shout abuse at DD then pop round and have a letch at some young girl group :-)
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]Signing books at Bluewater on October 14th for those of you man enough to meet her!

    [url]http://www.bluewater.co.uk/news.aspx?urlkey=wh_newslist&newsid=457[/url][/quote]

    Do not worry Wilma, I am going to this, in fact I am photographing her before hand.... If any life fans are going,just let me know I will snap you with the lovely Nigella, but you may have to buy a book!

    My services are free of charge, well you could buy me a drink! fun starts at 5pm I understand
  • edited October 2010
    Just photographed her at Bluewater, As freindly as well as beautiful, and cooks as well!....had a' little chat' with her, very approachable and happy to be photographed

    Where were you Wilma!.......
  • Stick the pic on here Ken?
  • [cite]Posted By: ken from bexley[/cite]Just photographed her at Bluewater, As freindly as well as beautiful, and cooks as well!....had a' little chat' with her, very approachable and happy to be photographed

    Where were you Wilma!.......

    Good to hear it went well. Any cooking tips to pass on?

    I don't hold her in quite as much affection as many do on here! I'm more of a Jamie fan :-)
  • [cite]Posted By: ken from bexley[/cite], As freindly as well as beautiful, and cooks as well!....had a' little chat' with her, very approachable and happy to be photographed

    I suppose the only thing I need to know before I marry her then is, does she swa....
  • edited October 2010
    There we are Gary,

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/52647217@N00/

    Same site as Parky at Bromley.......

    You have to paste in the whole URL not just the red highlighted !
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite][quote aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0][cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: ken from bexley[/cite], As freindly as well as beautiful, and cooks as well!....had a' little chat' with her, very approachable and happy to be photographed

    [/quote]

    I suppose the only thing I need to know before I marry her then is, does she swa....[/quote]

    Swat flies?
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