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No.1 in South London
No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
edited August 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I think I want to vomit ............
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  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
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  • aylesfordaddick
    aylesfordaddick Posts: 264
    you have got to pity the child with parents like that where is esther rantzen she should be informed
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    I thought it was a joke at fist. Wow, I knew that guy had an ego but who on Earth could be so big headed they'd have themselves painted into a kids bedroom wall? Beggars belief!
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
    LOL! Shameless.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Holy shit! This has to be a wind up?
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    oh dear
  • InspectorSands
    InspectorSands Posts: 5,185
    I think I feel sick...
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    Jesus effing christ...............
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Looks lovely.......

    Until Daddy walks in!

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  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Vomitous
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  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    oh dear - people with money NO CLASS
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    oh very dear!!
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    The ultimate cheese.pretty much sums the prat up
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,068
    If you took off the pictures of him and his missus you would have a very nice kids bedroom, such a waste. :-(
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    Not only is that tacky beyond belief it is so badly executed.

    Terrible, terrible painting and tromp l'oil.
  • Paddy7
    Paddy7 Posts: 1,663
    Fantastic!
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    I actually think its a lovely thing to do, i just think its a shame its him as he's more likely to give the kids nightmares.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    It is enough to give the baby nightmares.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    This has to be a wind up.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,206
    My wife's comment

    "let's hope in a few years time she paints it black"
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  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    Vile... absolutely vile
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    oh- and he's not orange enough either...
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,474
    My missus did not recognise him until I said he is usually far more orange than that
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Still can't believe he's knocking off Ian Walkers ex-wife, what a classy pair!
  • WhenIwasLittleBoy
    WhenIwasLittleBoy Posts: 5,430
    and the similarities in terms of hairstyle and dress sense between ian walker and Tango is uncanny I bet she still lays there thinking of her ex old man as he desperatly trys to satisfy her
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,068
    [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]I actually think its a lovely thing to do, i just think its a shame its him as he's more likely to give the kids nightmares.
    Exactly, I think they've done a good job (apart from the portraits and what not...) up yours Henry! 4-2 we are the people! ;-)

    At least it will have to get re-done in a couple of years when the kid grows out of the princess phase.
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,797
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  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    that more like it!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Just checked the date. Sept 1st.
    Who moved April foolsday ?
    Seriously, this IS all awindup, right ?
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    ....says a lot about investment in Arts education in this country, but it screams a lot about Jordans taste. I really can't believe this...but I fear it's true! My dream is for the orange one to now have the whole kit and caboodle design tattooed on his back.

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