During a recent visit toGB Tattoo in Northheath I was shown a photo taken at a convention in the Czech Republic. A bloke had a no entry sign done on his rear end.....when I say rear end I don't mean cheeks I mean open up and tattoo me baby......I can't think of anything more painful!.
I've got a mate who's a sparks. He used to work on a site with a thick geezer who once got a tattoo whilst on holiday in Greece. For some reason known only to him, this tool wanted the word 'porno' tattooed in fancy letters. Only trouble for this geezer was that he was a bit dense, and he drew out the tattoo he wanted himself.
Ended up with the word 'prono' stencilled across his chest in three inch high callgraphic letters...
way back in the punk days we used to see this guy with "eat shit" tattooed on his forhead. The S was even back to front . We used to see this guy all over the place mates used to say "saw Eat Shit" at what ever place. One day a mate gets talking to him and asks him about the tattoo. Turns out he was a skinhead once and after a huge day on booze thought he would self tattoo the word SKINS on his forhead. He started and got the S back to front doing it in mirror !! his mates sad they would do it for him to help and the bastards tattooed "Eat Shit" instead of skins ! True story . always wondered what happened to that guy ?
[cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]way back in the punk days we used to see this guy with "eat shit" tattooed on his forhead. The S was even back to front . We used to see this guy all over the place mates used to say "saw Eat Shit" at what ever place. One day a mate gets talking to him and asks him about the tattoo. Turns out he was a skinhead once and after a huge day on booze thought he would self tattoo the word SKINS on his forhead. He started and got the S back to front doing it in mirror !! his mates sad they would do it for him to help and the bastards tattooed "Eat Shit" instead of skins ! True story . always wondered what happened to that guy ?
Remember him well - he used to drink in the Dewdrop and go to the big V when I was a kid
There was a guy in our local paper (Southend Evening Echo) who had a Chinese tattoo on his arm. He thought it translated as "Good Luck" but only found out when the girl in his local take away started laughing at him that it really read "What an ugly man". The tattoo shop where he got it done is now shut.
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Ended up with the word 'prono' stencilled across his chest in three inch high callgraphic letters...