Why would someone name a vegtable after a shit place in Sarf London ? ----- Brockley (yes spelling and all that Curb-it !!)
but how about a few other name changes ?
1) having a dump should be called --- "going for a Selhurst"
2) Having a wa*k------ " having a Jordon"
3) Something total sh*t -------" Jazz"
4) Anything really overated------"Geordie"
5) Giving up ---------" a Keegan"
6) Con Artist-------"a Blair"
7) Comiting Treason ------" doing aLabour"
8) Some one geting loads for liitle effort------" A faye"
9) Wanna be celeb ------"a Marcus"
10) a condesending tw*t ------" a Gooner"
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