A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the Sport
Shop to buy the New Football he has been desperate for. He gets the
ball down from the rack and gives the shop-keeper his £10.
"Sorry Son !!" Explains the shopkeeper. "This ball cost £20, but
you've only got £10".
Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the club balls and says "Ok. If
you blindfold me and I guess the club on the ball will you let me have
the ball for £10"? The shopkeeper curiously agrees, and blindfolds the
boy.
First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball.
"OK" says the boy placing his ear to the ball. "I can hear the
blasting sound of 2 canons. This must be an Arsenal ball"
"That was a lucky guess" exclaimed the shopkeeper. "Lets try another
one" And he hands him a Millwall ball.
"OK" Says the boy placing his ear to the ball again. "I can hear a
pack of rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall ball".
"Christ" Says the shopkeeper. "If you get the next one right I'll let
you have the ball for nothing" and he passes him another ball.
Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he
exclaims "That's a Tottenham ball".
"Holly Mary Mother Of God" Shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you
get that one. I suppose you heard a Cockerel crowing??"
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> "No" Said the boy. "It's going down"!!!
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