Caption time again...........

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Cafc #1

Hmmmmmm, why is that other daft lady wearing her watch the worng way round!!

Friend Or Defoe

'I hate you dad'.

Henry Irving

At least here with other Palace fans nobody laughs at me like they do at School.

adamtheaddick

Cheer up love it could be worse.. you could be a palace supp..... DOH!!!!

DaveMehmet

As if these stripes weren't bad enough, to be christened Nigella..

adamtheaddick

[quote][cite]Posted By: Cafc #1[/cite]Hmmmmmm, why is that other daft lady wearing her watch the worng way round!![/quote]

and her thumb is the wrong way round and back to front, palace inbreeding proof if ever needed...

paulbaconsarnie

'elizabeth fritzl decided that this wasn't the life for her, and decided to return home to a better life in austria'.

_MrDick

[cite]Posted By: DaveMehmet[/cite]As if these stripes weren't bad enough, to be christened Nigella..

As if these stripes weren't bad enough, to be christened Crystal Alice...

DaveMehmet

To think, I turned down a round the world trip with Gary Glitter for this sh*t

RedArmySE7

They were all out of orange face paint in Croydon...

Low_Ears

My dad told me were going to see Barcelona

budgie

They told me we'd never play Charlton again, where do they get those caravans?

Exiled_Addick

'Damned alcohol, why did I have to go and take that bet from Papa Smurf and put my face on the Barbeque?'

Sco

[cite]Posted By: budgie[/cite]They told me we'd never play Charlton again, where do they get those caravans?

We buy them at the same place they sell those "team of the eighties" memorabilia - i.e that fictional world you lot live in. ;-)

Oggy Red

" I've had more laughs having a poo...."

Glass half empty

[cite]Posted By: Exiled_Addick[/cite]'Damned alcohol, why did I have to go and take that bet from Papa Smurf and put my face on the Barbeque?'

LOL, quality!!!!

1905

"When I grow up I am going to be a prostitute" - not funny but I hate the feckers

Ledge

But you said Ronaldinho would be playing this is some shit club from croydon

WSS

After spending a few hours on a sunbed with Simon Jordan, the young Palace fan tries to conceal her sunburn by drawing blue stripes on her face.

Henry Irving

"But Mummy why couldn't I wear the "Palace and Selhurst re-united" t-shirt you bought me?"

budgie

Uncle Henry, said I could wear one of his cardigans.

bingaddick

[cite]Posted By: budgie[/cite]Uncle Henry, said I could wear one of his cardigans.

Tsk tsk!

bingaddick

Stripey Nigella looks forlorn as Colins boys flop again!

ChicagoAddick

"Glad all over, I'm glad, oh crap, whom I kidding...."

LoOkOuT

"Life's a Bitch..."

T_C_E

Whats that childline number???...............surely to god there's a law to protect children from parents like mine.....................if making me dress like this is not bad enough, I think she's going to slap me as well...............

Goonerhater

"i thought id paint my face to look like a total twat , so i could blend in with the other 9,000 total twats"

southamptonaddick

I wish I'd been put up for adoption when I was born.

MCS

[cite]Posted By: paulbaconsarnie[/cite]'elizabeth fritzl decided that this wasn't the life for her, and decided to return home to a better life in austria'.

thats the best so far lol

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