over a week ago I lost my set of keys - had door keys , garage, work keys and most important my Memory Stick which I have saved all my knowledge stuff on , and ridiculously not backed up. Losing the memory stick has been an absolute nightmare for me.
As you can imagine I searched EVERYWHERE literally everywhere - blamed everyone but myself lol - really was pissed off. Spent £15 having all the keys cut BUT couldn't replace my memory stick.
Wife just rang me said have you ordered something from EBUYER -
No
Well a package has turned up from them?
So she opens it. I bought that sat nav on there the other week but had to send back as the holder was broken - silly bollox here somehow put my keys in the box and returned it with them in there and THANKFULLY - they just returned them
As you can imagine the wife is very BLOODY SMUG at the moment.
Memory stick though - OH MY GOD what a relief.
Can't stop giggling at how bloody stupid I've been though.
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me + visit to the loft = return visit to living room via ceiling + insulation everywhere.
cock!
not laughing too much this morning though
Have to admit though, I'm not exactly surprised
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P.s excuse the spelling etc, nothing has been proof read just posted in haste over previous weeks. Oh and although promoting it I or others associated with it gain anything from your visit.
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Imagine the scene, local football team in Scotland gets a grant from the Scottish FA to buy new kit. A few weeks later we received some badges to sew on which recognised FA support. Me being a dutiful wife said "bring them home i will sew them on for you". A few weeks later on the Saturday i said to Husband #1, you must bring the kit home, to which he said i have done it is in the living room in the black plastic bag, we then both paused for a sharp intake of breath...... Football training on Thursday night, Bin men came friday morning, by which time i had put the kit in the bin thinking it was just a sweep of household bins.
We phoned the council who said we could look on the rubbish tip if we liked, also insurance company drew a blank as Husband #1 (see told you it was his fault) was not a named official of the club so we ended up buying kit again ourselves - £400 ish. This would have been the end of the story if at the end of the term do, i had not been awarded a trophy for most funny experience in the year. .
Thankfully Final Husband #2 - (HarryAMuse) does not play football.
come on then Stu. Cough up... what was her name.
Bella?
Yeah come on Stu - - -
SPILL SPILL SPILL
P.s It was a women Stu?!!
Nothing serious, just generally stupid, but does anyone else ever fail to get the correct combination between front door keys / train pass / work security pass ?
More than once i've tried putting my security pass through the train barriers, showing my front door keys instead of my work pass etc
I'm sure a barlcay card type thing could be thought up for that but I can't be arsed!
Stu did she weigh less than a metric ton this time bru?
She weighed A LOT less than the blackpool birf, but was ugly, left at about 7am and had text me TWICE before 10 being annoyed that I didnt respond, ignoring the fact I was unconcious in my bed.