Now if you were Simon Jordan waking up this morning......

SoundAsa£

I wonder what you'd be thinking??
Oh the sheer joy of it makes me want to open up a bottle of my very finest.......and it's only 11 o' clock in the morning.....ah to hell with it, I'm going on the piss!

Miserableoldgit

Would suggest that Susan is green with envy.................
tho' not sure anything that Orange could turn green .

mascot88

I think hed somehow feel like he has been legged over......

North Lower Neil

"who's that tw*t?

Oh, hold on, mirrored ceiling...every f***ing morning I do that"