Man goes into the local newspaper office and says he wishes to place a note in the orbituary section as his wife has passed away he asks the assistant how much it costs as he doesn't have a lot of money.The assistant advises him it is £1 per word,OK says the chap I'll have 3 words i can only afford £3.What would you like to say asks the assistant "MARGARET IS DEAD" replies the man.The assistant think's to himself that's a bit strong,not very sentimental.The man goes on to say his wife was a fine upstanding woman well thought of within the community.The assistant feels pity for the man so tells him that as a exception and if he keeps it to himself he would let the man have a further 3 words free of charge.The man leans over the counter pat's the assistant's shoulder and thanks him for his kind gesture.The assistant says right let's think of something nice to say.O.K. says the man how about this "MARGARET IS DEAD FIESTA FOR SALE".
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