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Chris Lewis

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  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    He should have employed a night watchman to keep a lookout
  • If he does go down I can see jail time being a real Test.
  • [cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]I heard he thought he would get away with it because although he had a big stash in the Caribbean, he only brought a limited over.....

    You're wide of the mark there.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,829
    Apparently the chances of him getting off are 20/20
  • A good run of puns here as always.

    I'll think of a few more to follow-on with...
  • Perhaps it was his part of the Stanford Millions.
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]Perhaps it was his part of the Stanford Millions.[/quote]

    If it was he made a hash of it.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    I think we've gone past the boundaries of deceny here
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    I think I'll give this thread a WIDE berth...
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]I think I'll give this thread a WIDE berth...
    why? you got no balls?
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  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,752
    Is it true that Mr Lewis bats for the other side?
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    I really am stumped by this thread!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    I heard that his accomplise was a guy called Duckworth.

    The way they smuggled the coke has been named the Duckworth-Lewis method.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    Hopefully his family can bowl along and see him in the slammer
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,102
    edited December 2008
    Perhaps this is all media spin caused by the third man who let slip on the cover story and has been left in the deep end
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    Who is Chris Lewis? I'll have to googe-ly him.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Who is Chris Lewis? I'll have to googe-ly him.

    He's a cricketer
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Is this over yet?
  • Goodnight Charlie!!
  • [cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Who is Chris Lewis? I'll have to googe-ly him.

    He's a cricketer
    Oh right! ha ha! I get it now!
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  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    I think he has over stepped the boundry this time!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,829
    Poor old Lewis, has certainly broken the Morse Code of Conduct
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    I bet when his family found out it must of hit them for Six.................
  • he was also found carrying an invite to one of alan Pardews parties
  • Shrew
    Shrew Posts: 5,749
    this is knott the time for all this I will have to boycott this thread
  • I heard he tried to do a runner...
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    This is definittely a case of LBW (Lewis Bust With drugs)
  • Senpai
    Senpai Posts: 901
    After cricket, I think he ran out of ideas!
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,028
    Found guilty (hardly surprisingly) today.
    £140k worth of 100% pure cocaine!!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    I bet thats hit him for six