Chris Lewis

DA9

He should have employed a night watchman to keep a lookout

BlackForestReds

If he does go down I can see jail time being a real Test.

guinnessaddick

[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]I heard he thought he would get away with it because although he had a big stash in the Caribbean, he only brought a limited over.....

You're wide of the mark there.

AFKABartram

Apparently the chances of him getting off are 20/20

BlackForestReds

A good run of puns here as always.

I'll think of a few more to follow-on with...

guinnessaddick

Perhaps it was his part of the Stanford Millions.

BlackForestReds

[quote][cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]Perhaps it was his part of the Stanford Millions.[/quote]

If it was he made a hash of it.

DA9

I think we've gone past the boundaries of deceny here

LenGlover

I think I'll give this thread a WIDE berth...

WSS

[cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]I think I'll give this thread a WIDE berth...

why? you got no balls?

1905

Is it true that Mr Lewis bats for the other side?

Plaaayer

I really am stumped by this thread!

WSS

I heard that his accomplise was a guy called Duckworth.

The way they smuggled the coke has been named the Duckworth-Lewis method.

LenGlover

Hopefully his family can bowl along and see him in the slammer

Friend Or Defoe

Perhaps this is all media spin caused by the third man who let slip on the cover story and has been left in the deep end

Plaaayer

Who is Chris Lewis? I'll have to googe-ly him.

Shag

[cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Who is Chris Lewis? I'll have to googe-ly him.

He's a cricketer

WSS

Is this over yet?

QatarNapsy

Goodnight Charlie!!

Friend Or Defoe

[cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: Plaaayer[/cite]Who is Chris Lewis? I'll have to googe-ly him.

He's a cricketer

Oh right! ha ha! I get it now!

CHG

I think he has over stepped the boundry this time!

AFKABartram

Poor old Lewis, has certainly broken the Morse Code of Conduct

bloodnut

I bet when his family found out it must of hit them for Six.................

nth_london_addick

he was also found carrying an invite to one of alan Pardews parties

Shrew

this is knott the time for all this I will have to boycott this thread

Red Red Russ

I heard he tried to do a runner...

Plaaayer

This is definittely a case of LBW (Lewis Bust With drugs)

Senpai

After cricket, I think he ran out of ideas!

Chris_from_Sidcup

Found guilty (hardly surprisingly) today.
£140k worth of 100% pure cocaine!!

WSS

I bet thats hit him for six