Taking threads away from their original subjects

Henry Irving

tell them I'll ring them back.

BlackForestReds

If people from Surrey support Liverpool & Man U, why don't they support Lancashire when it comes to cricket?

Miserableoldgit

HOW-ZAT !

JT

No he's not actually in today, he should be back on Thursday, ok?

StubleyAddick

Apprentice Wednesday :)

HarryAMuse

Why is there always an odd number of socks when I empty the washing machine?

StubleyAddick

Just trying to work out the number of players that have played for Kent and England in the last 10 years.

DA9

I hope that bloke over the road dont fall off the roof!

BDL

Codswallop

DA9

Oh sh**, he's fallen.

StubleyAddick

It's sunny today

DA9

I'm finishing work in 30 minutes, whoop, whoop

StubleyAddick

Easter is soon!!

DA9

I use this stuff, very dapper.

RedArmySE7

Shipman's don't keep secrets...

StubleyAddick

Anyone seen my...... ...oh hang on i've found it

JVL

Greg Shields is back at the Pars.

DA9

I can see your Halo!

StubleyAddick

Whatever happened to all of the Heroes

Dazzler21

Apparently easter eggs are not from the easter bunny anymore as I accidentally ran him over this morning... queue the easter tortoise...

StubleyAddick

Bluewater was quiet yesterday!

JT

At least start on him, and he's got glasses.

StubleyAddick

How are kent doing now Henners ooops wrong thread!

JT

The 'migraine skank' apparantley.

StubleyAddick

Champions League Tonight

nth_london_addick

"so i tells her to stick it right in between the 2 pieces of metal and close the vice, tighter and tighter it gets cos she is turnning the handle",


"That must av hurt"

"i remember thinking thank fuk it is in its own sack then POP puss and shite everywhere and the vice could have still closed another 3 or 4 inches"


"my gawd and im was he ok"

"him no he was passed out cold with the pain they reckon, still bet he will think twice next time about playing up away from ome"

StubleyAddick

Anyone heard Airborne Toxic Event

Miserableoldgit

Thanks for yesterday (Sir) Henry !!

DA9

I'm de-mob happy today, watch some git put me in a foul mood!

Dazzler21

i'm de bob marley today watch some reggae put me in a high mood!