Taking time out from securing his position on the watch tower he has built opposite Henry Irving HQ, Nick Gray takes time out to explain why Mr.Irving has felt it necessary to take out a restraining order on Mr.Gray.
“Once the Police raided my house and discovered the shrine, complete with Henry posters, masks and replica cardigans they felt it best that I agree to the terms of the restraining order taken out by Henry and relinquish my Charlton Life membership.”
Mr.Gray appeared distraught and looked a shadow of his former self, as each finger was gradually prised away from his laptop for finger prints by Kent Police, he continued to protest that Charlton Athletics recent failings are completely Henri Irving’s fault.
“I’m convinced, that it was Henri who actively encouraged the Curbishley to leave Charlton, before he made a mockery of Charlton by changing his name to Zabeel to trick Charlton into almost selling him the club. I also believe all Charlton Life revenue is used to pay Parkinson’s wages in order for him to remain at our club forever!”
Reminded that he had not shaved since early May, Mr.Gray admitted if only he were allowed to just wear one of Mr.Irvings cardigans for the day he would consider limiting his obsessive Internet postings to just four per day.
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PS.AFKA's banned in this race.
Went via the M25, 88 mile round trip.
Why has the Ronaldo/80million thread gone funny ?
Very sad if that's the case.
Ahh, the party line...
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du
Whats going on...........?
it fell in Shaggys slipper
Shaggy put it on
What a pong
It made him shake & shiver
There you go........