Taking threads away from their original subjects

ThreadKiller

don't know what all the fuss was about. burrowes posted on his facebook status about a month ago who was fronting the takeover.

PeanutsMolloy

Today I should like to empty a large bucket of horse manure over...................................Annie Lennox

PeanutsMolloy

Hey little hen, when, when, when will you lay me an egg for my tea?

bibble

I reckon its about 4 miles west of Madrid.

adamtheaddick

Miserableoldgit

"Is that Linda ?"

PeanutsMolloy

Hello. I'm Peanuts and I'm a pralineaholic.

Miserableoldgit

Do I have to change my company name from K & P to C & P after today ?

PeanutsMolloy

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

Addicted

...and eventually I was asked to stop dancing there as it was scaring the children

tangoflash

Has anyone seen my keys?

Bedsaddick

Theres a big brown dog barking at my back door.......

Miserableoldgit

[cite]Posted By: tangoflash[/cite]Has anyone seen my keys?

Where did you lose them ?

Miserableoldgit

Is there any scientific proof that the lunar-cycle affects certain people ?
Or am I just howling in the wind ?

PeanutsMolloy

I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of South Norwood.

IA

That Slater bloke is a lying *****

bingaddick

Ruptured appendix, that must have been painful?

JT

Miserableoldgit

Just woke Mrs Mog up with my laughing...............

Bedsaddick

Planet of the Apes movies- dated and disappointing

PeanutsMolloy

Then there's Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to watch Mike Small again.

Miserableoldgit

http://www.helium.com/items/2073414-a-short-history-of-kent-county-cricket-club

Miserableoldgit

http://www.kirppismonitori.fi/flash/nudegirls.swf

IA

Yesterday, Southampton were mostly in white and Man Utd were mostly in black.

Which set of fans were shouting 'Come on you Reds' at the start of the match?

PeanutsMolloy

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today…......

Bedsaddick

A Serbian Film - the worst film i have ever seen.

PeanutsMolloy

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today…......

IA

Fox News don't know where Egypt is

stonemuse

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JT