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edited December 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
THAT'S MORE THAN LUKEY

In an amazing twist of fate, Luke Varney inadvertently helped out his current club (for now) by scoring an own goal in the 89th minute of a dire match at The Valley.

Unfortunately there were only 8 people left in the ground to see Luke Varney's piledriver slam against Nicky Weaver's crossbar and then fly the full length of the pitch and past Bywater in the Derby goal.

Comments

  • Goals and Luke Varney? Fantasy.Pure bloody fantasy!
  • Down by 12th Night.
  • [cite]Posted By: carly burn[/cite]Goals and Luke Varney? Fantasy.Pure bloody fantasy!

    Hope your ass don't hurt in the morning when these comments come and take a nice bite out of it.
  • edited December 2008
    Parky RAMS Jewell's comments down his throat with a well deserved victory.
  • [cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: carly burn[/cite]Goals and Luke Varney? Fantasy.Pure bloody fantasy!

    Hope your ass don't hurt in the morning when these comments come and take a nice bite out of it.

    After some of the hidings we've had this year ,i will not feel a thing. ;-)
  • All your Basey are belong to us

    Grant Basey came off the bench to score the winner to give Charlton their first three points since colour TV became widespread. Basey revealed afterwards that he took his mind off the clubs current predicament by playing obsure video games on his laptop. Basey said "Shooting up some badly animated spaceships really lets you get things into perspective".
  • WINLESS STREAK GOES FOR A BURTON

    Charlton ended their dire winless streak as Deon Burton rammed in a stunning hatrick which added to Izele Mcloed's brace as Charlton hammered a poor Derby side to lift themselves off of the bottom of the Championship and bring some xmas cheer to the Valley.All in all not a baaad night for the Addicks
  • Stricly come dancing row continues...

    More jobs to be cut....

    Pakistan in terror hunt....

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  • Ha ha Brass Eye
  • Valley Of Deaf

    A pin drop could be heard in the travelling fans end after Charlton romped to a 3-0 victory. The Derby fans fell deafly quiet once Nicky Bailey superbly turned 2 players inside out and then chipped the goalkeeper from 35 yards.
    The Charlton fans sang themselves deaf throughout the game and were once asked to keep the noise down by managers of the O2 arena as Chris Martin could not be heard.
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  • Charlton lose at home again.....Parkinson given the managers job
  • COUNTY LEFT COUNTING COUNT'S LEFT FOOTERS

    Paul Jewell left The Valley stunned last night after watching Grant "COUNT" Basey score with two late stunning left-footed strikes to give the Addicks the points after the game looked to be heading for drab 0-0.
  • BURTON UP ONT' RENT TO SEE OFF DERBY
    Deon Burton more than repaid his loan fee as a late overhead strike gave Charlton three priceless points last night.
  • HOT TODDY JUST THE TONIC FOR A PARKY NIGHT
    On a freezing night at The Valley, Svetoslav Todorov produced a show to remember and may just have saved Phil Parkinson's job and given the Addicks a fighting chance of climbing the table.
  • VALLEY OF DEATH by some nomark wannabe

    The 600 fans who bothered to turn up to a freezing valley all died of boredom as neither side mustered a shot in 90 minutes. SKY even started to run a poll to see if it was in fact the worst game they have ever showed live since they started screening football. The result all but doomed both Managers to the Sack just before Christmas...Bah Humbug.
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