Humurous quotes relating to our situation

Off_it

Conversation between two Charlton fans, trying to get a song going at the Norwich game -

Private Cole: Why does it have to be us? Why us?
Colour Sgt. Bourne: Because we're here, lad. No one else. Just us.

LargeAddick

"True is it that we have seen better days" (Shakespeare, As You Like It)

1905

Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss.

Alexandre Dumas Père

Goonerhater

" Sir , i think i see an ice berg"

" thank you, ill take a strategic review some time when i can be arsed"

Captain of The Titanic

LargeAddick

A win! a win! my kingdom for a win!". (Shakespeare, Richard III)

Off_it

If Harold Shand ever attended a Charlton board meeting -

Harold: I'm glad I found out in time just what a partnership with a pair of wankers like you would've been. A sleeping partner's one thing, but you're in a fucking coma!

LargeAddick

"Be not afraid of losing: some are born losers, some achieve losing and some have losing thrust upon them".

(Shakespeare, again, Twelth Night)

_MrDick

'Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results'

Ernest Shackleton

Off_it

Harold Shand addressing the Charlton manager on being appointed chairman -

Harold: Remember, scare the shit out of them, but don't damage them. I want 'em conscious and talkative.

pete_tong1

'Enjoy the championship - you t**sser' Jordan to Murray whoops wrong way around.

Goonerhater

" sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the 5.15 express from Glasgow"

Off_it

"Charlton is like a box of chocolates" - Forest Gump

Off_it

"We wont fight them in the midfield, we wont fight them in defence, we wont fight them up front ..... we will meekly surrender!" - Winston Churchill

Off_it

"A burger, a burger, my kingdom for a burger" - AFKA BArtram

TEL

I used to be indecisive, but now Im not so sure.....R Murray 2006/2007/2008/2009?

I used to be indecisive, but now Im not so sure.....A Pardew 2007/2008

I used to be indecisive, but now Im not so sure.....P Parkinson 2008/2009?

Off_it

"Patience is a virtue" - nothstandsteve


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Off_it

"Mine's a pint - and whatever these lads are drinking" - Rothko

AFKABartram

I rise today to offer a formal and heartfelt apology to all the victims of this lynching in our history, and for the failure of the United States Senate Charlton Athletic Board to take action when action was most needed - George Allen

1905

He is foolish to blame the sea who is shipwrecked twice.

–– Publilius Syrus

AFKABartram

We think its best, if we do nothing at all - Ronan Keating on joining the Charlton board

AFKABartram

There is no development strategy more beneficial to society as a whole - women and men alike - than the one which involves women as central players - Kofi Annan on Charllton's peculiar decision to give the manager job to Cheri Lunghi

AFKABartram

We are running out of time. We need a strategy to win or an exit strategy to leave - Max Cleland confusing SE7 for Iraq

kigelia

Charlton may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without Charlton.

Benjamin Disraeli

AFKABartram

We owe our fans more than rhetoric; we owe them a real plan. The Administration has yet to put forward a strategy for achieving stability - Dennis Cardoza also getting his football and wars in a two and eight

kigelia

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Philander Johnson

Colin in Thailand.

When a man is tired of LONDON ( or the Premiership )
He is tired of life itself.

Dr Johnson.

Off_it

No more boom and bust - R Murray, 2005

Off_it

It's fun to come to V-A-LL-EY : The Charlton Village People

March51

We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars. (one of Wilde's)

Off_it

When I find myself in times of trouble Lennie Lawrence comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be - Lennon/McCartney