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Humurous quotes relating to our situation

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    Conversation between two Charlton fans, trying to get a song going at the Norwich game -

    Private Cole: Why does it have to be us? Why us?
    Colour Sgt. Bourne: Because we're here, lad. No one else. Just us.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,553
    "True is it that we have seen better days" (Shakespeare, As You Like It)
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Only a man who has felt ultimate despair is capable of feeling ultimate bliss.

    Alexandre Dumas Père
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    " Sir , i think i see an ice berg"

    " thank you, ill take a strategic review some time when i can be arsed"

    Captain of The Titanic
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,553
    A win! a win! my kingdom for a win!". (Shakespeare, Richard III)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    If Harold Shand ever attended a Charlton board meeting -

    Harold: I'm glad I found out in time just what a partnership with a pair of wankers like you would've been. A sleeping partner's one thing, but you're in a fucking coma!
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,553
    "Be not afraid of losing: some are born losers, some achieve losing and some have losing thrust upon them".

    (Shakespeare, again, Twelth Night)
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    'Superhuman effort isn't worth a damn unless it achieves results'

    Ernest Shackleton
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    Harold Shand addressing the Charlton manager on being appointed chairman -

    Harold: Remember, scare the shit out of them, but don't damage them. I want 'em conscious and talkative.
  • pete_tong1
    pete_tong1 Posts: 2,653
    'Enjoy the championship - you t**sser' Jordan to Murray whoops wrong way around.
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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    " sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is the 5.15 express from Glasgow"
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    "Charlton is like a box of chocolates" - Forest Gump
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    "We wont fight them in the midfield, we wont fight them in defence, we wont fight them up front ..... we will meekly surrender!" - Winston Churchill
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    "A burger, a burger, my kingdom for a burger" - AFKA BArtram
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    I used to be indecisive, but now Im not so sure.....R Murray 2006/2007/2008/2009?

    I used to be indecisive, but now Im not so sure.....A Pardew 2007/2008

    I used to be indecisive, but now Im not so sure.....P Parkinson 2008/2009?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    "Patience is a virtue" - nothstandsteve


    ;o)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    "Mine's a pint - and whatever these lads are drinking" - Rothko
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    I rise today to offer a formal and heartfelt apology to all the victims of this lynching in our history, and for the failure of the United States Senate Charlton Athletic Board to take action when action was most needed - George Allen
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    He is foolish to blame the sea who is shipwrecked twice.

    –– Publilius Syrus
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    We think its best, if we do nothing at all - Ronan Keating on joining the Charlton board
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    There is no development strategy more beneficial to society as a whole - women and men alike - than the one which involves women as central players - Kofi Annan on Charllton's peculiar decision to give the manager job to Cheri Lunghi
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    We are running out of time. We need a strategy to win or an exit strategy to leave - Max Cleland confusing SE7 for Iraq
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Charlton may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without Charlton.

    Benjamin Disraeli
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    We owe our fans more than rhetoric; we owe them a real plan. The Administration has yet to put forward a strategy for achieving stability - Dennis Cardoza also getting his football and wars in a two and eight
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Philander Johnson
  • When a man is tired of LONDON ( or the Premiership )
    He is tired of life itself.

    Dr Johnson.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    No more boom and bust - R Murray, 2005
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    It's fun to come to V-A-LL-EY : The Charlton Village People
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars. (one of Wilde's)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    When I find myself in times of trouble Lennie Lawrence comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, let it be - Lennon/McCartney