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Jonjo songs

Shrew
Shrew Posts: 5,758
edited January 2009 in General Charlton
Somehow we need to make the guy feel wanted so he might stay for the rest of the season, some songs might help.

Suggestions ????

how about Jonjo ,,, Jonjo Shelvey Jonjo ,,, Jonjo Shelvey to the tune of Dexy's 'Cmon Eileen' starting slow n getting faster ??

Comments

  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    I think,

    Sung very slowly

    'He's taking the piss'
    'He's taking the piiisssss'
    'Oh Young Jonjo'
    'Is taking the piss'
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,579
    Heyyyyy, hey Jon-jo
    Ooh, Aah
    I wanna knooow

    etc
  • pickwick
    pickwick Posts: 1,649
    I think both of those are rubbish, better off trying to do something with the R Giggs songs maybe.
  • stilladdicted
    stilladdicted Posts: 4,307
    Sung to the tune of You are My Sunshine

    It's Jonjo Shelvey, our Jonjo Shelevy
    You make us happy when skies are grey
    It's Jonjo Shelvey, our Jonjo Shelvey
    Please don't take our sunshine away.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    After February:

    Que Sera Sera,
    Wherever where he may be,
    He's bald and he's seventeen,
    Jon Shelvey Shelvey,
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,450
    Ola,ola,ola,ola
    Jon Jo
    Jon Jo
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,071
    to tune of Hi Hooooo - the 7 seven dwarfs song.
    The lines in italics were suggested by Ross on another thread where I couldnt think of an ending.

    Jon Joooooooo (solo voice)
    Jon Joooooooo (multiple voices responding)
    Jonjo,Jonjo
    He's gonna score you know.
    With his bald head
    You know he's a red
    Jonjo,Jonjo,Jonjo,JonJo
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,173
    Seven drawfs one is good, but the italic bit needs a bit of fine tuning.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,505
    [cite]Posted By: MrOneLung[/cite]to tune of Hi Hooooo - the 7 seven dwarfs song.
    Jon Joooooooo (solo voice)
    Jon Joooooooo (multiple voices responding)
    Jonjo,Jonjo
    He's gonna score you know.
    he's not thick
    he's an addick
    Jonjo,Jonjo,Jonjo,JonJo
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,450
    He's got no hair
    but we dont care

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  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,173
    I think Henry's one is winner!

    Better than my, with a bucket and spade and a hand grenade!
  • bibble
    bibble Posts: 1,052
    He's here
    He's there
    He's got no fuckin hair
    Jonjo Shelvey
    Jonjo Shelvey
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,450
    For Chirpy ; - )

    Shelvey woo oh oh
    Shelvey woo oh oh
    He comes from East London
    Which is not where our team plays
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    edited January 2009
    VFR remix..

    Jon...jo.... Shelvey...

    the mist steaming out his bald head,

    His desire...is always to play in char...lton red......

    Hey maybe from romford but we can forget,

    With his shiny bald head and the ball in the Net....

    His name Is Jonjo and he is a true Red.....

    Coz hes Super Jonjo.... with his shiny bald head.....



    REPEAT...
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,629
    To twinkle twinkle.....

    Jonjo Shelvey he's a star,
    ten times better than Spot Parka.

    Each time he plays he doubles in price (or: won't get dandruff or headlice)
    He's so good they named him twice!

    Jonjo Shelvey he's a star
    Charltons 'curly' mid-field-a
  • C_f_W
    C_f_W Posts: 1,433
    [cite]Posted By: L Block JT[/cite]After February:

    Que Sera Sera,
    Wherever where he may be,
    He's bald and he's seventeen,
    Jon Shelvey Shelvey,
    Liking that!!
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]VFR remix..

    Jon...jo.... Shelvey...

    the mist steaming out his bald head,

    His desire...is always to play in char...lton red......

    Hey maybe from romford but we can forget,

    With his shiny bald head and the ball in the Net....

    His name Is Jonjo and he is a true Red.....

    Coz hes Super Jonjo.... with his shiny bald head.....



    REPEAT...

    thats genius dude lol
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    oooooh jonjo ooh oooooh
    oooooh jonjo ooh oooooh
    He's he's 6 foot 1 and bald
    He's better than ronald ooooooh jonjo oooh ooh

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