A mother is invited to her son Andrews flat (which he shares with a tasty blonde called Carol)for dinner.
At the dinner table she couldn't help noticing that the two of them were obviously an item and so she broached the subject.
To her total surprise they both flatly denied it but the mother was of course not fooled...she was 99% certain and was a bit pizzed off at their silly denial.
A week or two later Carol asked Andrew a rather strange question....
"Andrew since the evening when your mother came to dinner I haven't been able to find the frying pan."
"Mmmmmmm...well I can't see why she'd take it for one moment but I'll email her and ask."
Mum, now I'm not saying you did or didn't take our frying pan but since your visit last week we've been unable to find the bloody thing anywhere.
Mums reply...Now Andrew, I'm not saying you and Carol are or aren't sleeping together but if she was sleeping in her own bed she'd have found the fucking thing long ago.
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