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Marcus Bent

Nelsenout
Nelsenout Posts: 661
edited January 2009 in General Charlton
Suprise suprise according to a guy at work.

'Laziest b'stard ever seen in a Blue shirt'

I am suprised Faye is getting as many games as he seems to be at Stoke too.
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  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,499
    Faye just signed a new contract until end of next season. the mind boggles
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    He is a worthless, feckless disgrace to football,a time wasting,money sponging, limited talent perfect example of the shitty side of our game. He never forgave god for not making him a porn star, that is his level. The sort of tosser who will end up presenting a crap football show on talksport slagging people better than him like his long lost brother Stan Collymore another useless arsehole.
    In short I hate him.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,487
    [cite]Posted By: pilchard[/cite]He is a worthless, feckless disgrace to football,a time wasting,money sponging, limited talent perfect example of the shitty side of our game. He never forgave god for not making him a porn star, that is his level. The sort of tosser who will end up presenting a crap football show on talksport slagging people better than him like his long lost brother Stan Collymore another useless arsehole.
    In short I hate him.

    Tip for ya pilchard...go back to bed mate and don't get up again until it's time to set off for work on Monday morning! LOL!
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    edited January 2009
    Sorry Sound, I am just cleaning my blunderbuss after that little lot! but if there is one 'footballer' who's name is sure to irk me it is this cretin!
  • [cite]Posted By: pilchard[/cite]He is a worthless, feckless disgrace to football,a time wasting,money sponging, limited talent perfect example of the shitty side of our game. He never forgave god for not making him a porn star, that is his level. The sort of tosser who will end up presenting a crap football show on talksport slagging people better than him like his long lost brother Stan Collymore another useless arsehole.
    In short I hate him.

    100% spot on. I would not piss on Marcus Bent if he were engulfed in flames. I'd shag his bird though.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    [cite]Posted By: pilchard[/cite]He is a worthless, feckless disgrace to football,a time wasting,money sponging, limited talent perfect example of the shitty side of our game. He never forgave god for not making him a porn star, that is his level. The sort of tosser who will end up presenting a crap football show on talksport slagging people better than him like his long lost brother Stan Collymore another useless arsehole.
    In short I hate him.

    Nice one, Pilch.

    I'm envious of the man. If that's Bent's life-style, I wonder where I went wrong ....?

    I wonder if he would do a job share with me?

    ;o)
  • Nelsenout
    Nelsenout Posts: 661
    I'm envious of the man. If that's Bent's life-style, I wonder where I went wrong ....?


    You could pass head run and tackle.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    [cite]Posted By: Nelsenout[/cite]I'm envious of the man. If that's Bent's life-style, I wonder where I went wrong ....?


    You could pass head run and tackle.

    Did you say he gets head, fun and has big tackle?
  • Maybe that's why he is so ineffective .

    comes off a defender too quickly , get stuck in but in the wrong channel.

    goes down like a dying swan , Stop Me >
  • tommo
    tommo Posts: 1,047
    edited February 2009
    We need more of these threads.Keep them coming.

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  • Marcus a David Gold Presentation !
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    About his level I think!
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,179
    well done marcus bent

    from todays programme

    'The Blues are due to pay an additional sum for ex-Addicks striker Marcus Bent should they be elevated to the Premier League'

    i wonder how much ???
  • Nug
    Nug Posts: 4,626
    two bob!
  • Nelsenout
    Nelsenout Posts: 661
    Must be worth a complete team at Div 3 Level.
  • Valley_floyd_red
    Valley_floyd_red Posts: 3,194
    I couldn't believe how poor a side Brum were when they came down to us. My abiding memory of that match was the lone Birmingham fan singing "..you must admit you're shit" at the top of Floyd Road just before he caught the train. I wondered if he'd actually watched the same game I had, Birmingham were rubbish.

    The Tosser Bent will struggle to get a place.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,894
    I read in the paper today that Brum have got 10 players on £1million + pa. You can bet your life that good old Marcus is one of those.

    Shocking really.
  • Valley_floyd_red
    Valley_floyd_red Posts: 3,194
    Oh well.. I despise Birmingham with a passion that is probably unhealthy. I wish them the every ill imaginable.
  • Nelsenout
    Nelsenout Posts: 661
    Brum were a poor team well marshalled by a talented manager. Bent will move on I suppose with another fat fee and a
    good signing on fee.
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,840
    Signed for Boro' on two month loan.

    In keeping with all his Clubs will no doubt score in his first couple of games and pick up the money for the rest of his stay.

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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,679
    poor ole 'Boro..........
  • cafcdan18
    cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
    Boro are hardly renowned for great strikers: Alalidiare, Alves etc! Bent will probs score a couple to earn a fulltime move and a hefty signing on fee, then will go on a traditional 50 game goal drought! Funniest thing is that he has to live in Middlesbrough now, not sure if he will find another Danielle Lloyd up there
  • dabos
    dabos Posts: 2,715
    My Boro supporting mate has gone on holiday today. What better way to start a holiday than reading a text saying your club have signed Marcus Bent on loan?

    Message sent :)
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,422
    edited October 2009
    Clubs just can't resist giving him another chance, they must think "he's quick, strong and decent in the air, surely he'll score goals in this league". Yet he rarely does, at least not consistently. Really should be more useful than he is.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    edited October 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Scoham[/cite]

    surely he'll score goals in this league".........

    He's only ever scored in a hotel room
  • Obviously the reason Southgate was forced out was to pave the way for Boro's redemption under fearless leader MB. Brilliant initial step by Strachan, as he has surely cemented "Man With Plan" comfort with supporters.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    If Marcus Bent had been a woman, he'd be labelled as a bit of a Slapper.

    Perhaps he should be known as Marcus Bint?
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    Is this tosser still alive?????????????
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    Obviously still getting paid .........
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    edited October 2009
    I heard Gillingham were trying to get him on loan.

    Too expensive for Scally though I'd have thought.

    EDIT: Just seen Boro have got him