Seen at Sparrows Lane, 10:30 this morning...

P_Air

New signing spotted entering the club house.

Oggy Red

Lacks pace, no decent movement off the ball, can't read a game - and has never scored.

But is he better than what we've already got......?

F-Blocker

I think his big problem is that he'll go missing for large periods of the game...

scruffle

He'd only melt under the pressure...

_MrDick

I think he'll be all white

scruffle

Should fit in well.............no balls..

or no teeth.....

paulbaconsarnie

looks like he's being marked out of the game by two picnic benches.

sign the benches as centre halves.

BlackForestReds

[cite]Posted By: scruffle[/cite]He'd only melt under the pressure...

On the contrary I'd think he'd be ice cool under pressure.

BlackForestReds

Actually it looks like another player who's fallen out with Parky and is out in the cold.

Albertan_Addick

LIke most of our signings this season - won't be around for long !!

Oggy Red

We've got no money.

So he's a freeze transfer ......

PeteF

Unlike a Brazilian, this one does not like to play with theh sun on his back!

Oggy Red

Learned he's on trial until Thawsday ........... ;o)

_MrDick

Unless he performs from the word go, he'll get a frosty reception from the fans.

Henry Irving

Can't see him doing it on a warm Saturday afternoon in Bournemouth

1905

Come on people this is snow way to make our new signing feel welcome ........

scruffle

He'll only lose his head with the slightest knock

Oggy Red

He'll be totally 'armless in front of goal.

scruffle

Sweet jesus, typical got a game 2night and he's already gone missing!

Oggy Red

A cross came over, but he was frozen to the spot.

scruffle

[cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]A cross came over, but he was frozen to the spot.

No he was holding his line!!

Oggy Red

I see........

Henry Irving

The staff at Sparrows Lane take Parky's suggestion to keep Jon jo "wrapped up in cotton wool" a little too literally.

BexleyRed

I reckon Parky's given him the cold shoulder.

Oggy Red

I see he's got an eyeful of .....'Andy Coal

March51

This is very impressive: together with the other recruits from the other 'New Signings' thread we're well on the way to having a whole new team. Will they all be on the bench tonight or in the bucket?

scruffle

I reckon the magic sponge could smooth over any cracks...

_MrDick

Evidently he's a big Bruce Forsythe fan. He's always saying 'Ice to see ya, to see ya Ice'

LenGlover

Do you think the new signing is quicker than Basey?

Oggy Red

Got great composure, so chilled out