Let's kill the clichés - I'd be over the moon

stonemuse

[cite]Posted By: 1905[/cite]"Gaffer" - used by a footballer instead of "useless shitbag" ...

LOL

Dazzler21

[cite]Posted By: Dave Rudd[/cite]From the world of business speak:

Sorry, but we have to let you go .................. Bye, pal. You've just been made redundant

Your salary has been ring-fenced .................No pay rise for you, chummie

Run that by me once again .......................Sorry, I wasn't listening and/or I'm too stupid to understand what you were talking about

thank feck ive never heard any of them....

Oggy Red

Dazzler .....? Oh, you mean Darrel.


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Simonsen

Not a cliche in the strictess sense but....what's with managers needing their initials on their tracksuit? What a load of old bollocks that is. Do managers get their own peg in the changing room too ("at The Football Club") like we did at infants, with a picture of Winnie The Pooh or a steam train just above it?

eaststandmike

[cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]

[cite]Posted By: TelinOz[/cite]This one is a football cliche if ever there was one....."Setting their stool out"

Sounds obscene. I prefer "setting their stall out" : - )

LOL, Priceless

Curb_It

[cite]Posted By: AFKABartram[/cite]Has there ever been a manager / player that hasn't described his squad / team mates as a 'great bunch of lads' ?

curbishley. the miserable old scroat.

eaststandmike

Whenever my mum explaines a conversation she has had with someone she always says "He turned round and said" then she tells me what she says and then she explains again that the person "Turned round and said" I then build up an image in my mind of this person talking to my mum whilst spinning on the spot.

OK, I'll get me coat :-)

Covered End

No end product - This one has really been pis*ing me off refering to every Charlton winger in the last 5 years et al.

Maglor

"please do not hesitate to contact me"

Just say "contact me" I have banned the phrase in every office I have ever worked in