If you still need a fix of Charlton this week you could come and ask Mark Kinsella why his team is shit, if he tainted by having worked with Reed, Pardew and Parky, why he is a crap reserve team manager and why he doesn't do anything to break up all the fights in the dressing room. Go on, dare you.
Me and my other halves second anniversary, so we're going for a American style breakfast, then the London Bridge Experience, off to the Tower of London, and then dinner either in Brick Lane, or Cantina De la Tour.
I am going to get on a plane at Gatwick in the morning, fly to Grenoble, then by road on to La Plagne where we have a chalet, and where we will spend ten days launching ourselves down steep mountains attached to nothing but a couple of planks of wood.
I'm going to try to forget about how useless Charlton are and forget about the cheap sarcasm that passes for wit on CL ; watch a bit of French football on tv , drink lots of wine and rediscover that the black hole that is currently SE7 is not necessarily the centre of the universe.
Actually, as we're on broadband in the chalet I'll probably be back on here moaning about how crap we are within days. But I'lll try to resist. Promise...
just got back from walking the dog over the icey snowy golf course for an hour or so, gonna have a bit of breekie do a few chores around the house, help fix my brother in laws car and then take the dog back up the golf course in the early evening all with NLJR a nice happy family saturday
at 10 to 5 i wont be screaming at the tv fuk off fuk off fuk off as the winner goes in for who ever we are playing
I heard that Phil Thompson got so excited on Soccer Saturday that he actually suffered an "emission" whilst groaning Stevie Gerrard, not sure if it's true or not.
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You only really stick to a few select rules/easiest ones but here's a list.
Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be
imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager
They rang them and they both said they could make it.
No difference to, going to the game.
Look for Job, Study, Go to Gym.....getting a bit tiresome now to be honest.
What is Jaeger? Is it what the young people call lager these days?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jägermeister
I'm going to try to forget about how useless Charlton are and forget about the cheap sarcasm that passes for wit on CL ; watch a bit of French football on tv , drink lots of wine and rediscover that the black hole that is currently SE7 is not necessarily the centre of the universe.
Actually, as we're on broadband in the chalet I'll probably be back on here moaning about how crap we are within days. But I'lll try to resist. Promise...
Bye!
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You utterly utterly lucky bugger!!! Enjoy!!
One more rule.. if you can handle it!
When Jeff Stelling says 'Ooh ahh dalbeatie star' - shot of sambucca
at 10 to 5 i wont be screaming at the tv fuk off fuk off fuk off as the winner goes in for who ever we are playing
happy saturdays
Unlike father of the year Golfie, im staggered at some of the stuff I have read on here today!