all hail the chiefs.
Just an idea but how about CL awards for the worst players who have ever been with CAFC ? call it THE NUMPTY !!!!!!!!!!!!! ill chip in with a bit of dosh.
* has to be voted for on here
* make the award in the shape of a knob
* They cant be involved with the club
* Wording on award classy but to the point and voted for on here.
* Sent to players agent or new club
* big sticky for all those who win the award so everyone who comes on here can read it
would they give a shit ? nope.
childish ? maybe
but just to let them know they aint been forgotten.
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Now that made me laugh out loud and I've got to try to explain that to the office!!!!
If this is given the go ahead the wording should be along the lines of, 'Your ineptitude helped get us shafted, so we're sending you this to return the favour'?
The Numpty, brilliant.
I can just imagine making the phone call ordering the trophy !
* Played like a twat
* only thinks of the next twat
see classy
Award for services to Pompous Cockdom go to Danny Murphy.
PMSL
can we bring it to the POTY and award it
our lady " i want to buy 11 dildos"
Guy in a mac (could be Pardew) behind counter
" sorry love this is an Anne Summers shop you want The New Den"
Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Oiiiiiiiiiiiii im here all week.
But let's skip the vote for the player and all just vote what we are going to send MARCUS.
GH's suggestion is pretty good...
(If we get short of funds, I'm sure fans of the other 74 clubs he's 'played' for wouldn't mind chipping in...)
Birmingham traing ground staff member takes marcus a newley dilivered parcel he is siting with all the players giving it who he has had ( forgeting about all the teams and fans he has f**ked over) and he opens the box in it is a 9" painted gold dildo on a plyinth saying :
2008 Numpty Award
Presented BY all at Charlton Life to Marcus Bent
" A big prick
for a prick
who only ever thought of his prick"
post £5
statue £10
engraving £10
seeing his loss of face -------------------------priceless.
So far we have Marcus Bent
I'm putting forward Alan Pardew
who else ?
Life Time Numpty Award
from all at Charlton Life
"now you can really see what a c**t looks like "
seeeeeeeeee classy again
If we had enough cash you could deliver it personally by getting him for an after dinner speech. that'd give him a shock. Hire Rodney Marsh
dont see the point in sending it to Marcus or Faye (funny although it is) if we are basing it for this season they didnt do fuk all but leave Pardew did fuk all and still didnt leave the Bstd
I know it would be considerably more expensive, but why not go the whole hog and get a hitman to deliver it just before terminating the tosser?
I hope GH dont bring his trophey to my party
Alan pardews having a party
bring your vodka
and penis trophy
Although I think it is a bit of a laugh but not something anyone would actually spend serious time or money on.
3 Phil Parkinson
2 Phil Parkinson
1 Phil Parkinson
Who got lost whilst taking the players for a morning run ahead of the away match at Newcastle?
Who signed Fat & Past It Jimmy and Invisible Omar Pouso?
Who set the wheels in motion on our rollercoaster ride to regular relegation?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Iain Dowie! We should offer to have the trophy surgically attached to his face, it could only improve his hideous appearance.
By the way all you Pardew voters, yes AP was a disaster from Feb 2008 onwards, yes he squandered our money on Andy Gray and Izale McLeod, yes he loaned in far too many underacheivers, yes he was an arrogant sod. You liked him once though, you welcomed his appointment, he lead us to a 4-0 victory over West Ham and a double over Palace, nearly kept us in the Prem and also served us well in over 100 appearances as a player. We used to sing his name. Dowie - a *&%# from day one.
MrLargo
i salute you, you have put me right where i was wrong, i did love Pardew once i never Ever Ever loved Dowie i change my mind
DOWIE WINNER OF THE GOLDEN PENIS
Couldn't agree more, well said!