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Would Ya - AFKA Special

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
edited April 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Venessa Feltz (with or without cream cakes)

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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Absolutely no way. Yuk.

    Give me Bjork any day. ;o)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
    Very intelligent, very well read, funny and only a year younger than me so yes, I'd spend an evening in her company and take it from there.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    383647746_83652060c6_o.jpg

    Vanessa-Feltz_280_592874a.jpg
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    Henry - behave.
  • BexleyRed
    BexleyRed Posts: 643
    Oh dear. Well it is April fools day I suppose. Henry, you suprise me....
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,617
    Absolutely Not ! What a thought. Shes far too inteligent.
  • eastbourne_addick
    eastbourne_addick Posts: 911
    no
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    No way
  • StanmoreAddick
    StanmoreAddick Posts: 4,150
    No way!!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    jeesus Ad

    where the heck do you get your porn from that is horrendous

    its a yes for me by the way, no april fool i reckon she would be filth in bed
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  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    Even I, with may appaling track record (back me up here BDL) would not even go near that...a munter is the technical term
  • Se12Addick
    Se12Addick Posts: 272
    Well thats tea ruined...
  • ChicagoAddick
    ChicagoAddick Posts: 4,393
    Where is her right tit going?
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    what do you all mean,she is fit
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    [cite]Posted By: PeteF[/cite]Even I, with may appaling track record (back me up here BDL) would not even go near that...a munter is the technical term

    Yep, he's been with some right munters.
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]what do you all mean,she is fit

    Think someone is not on Planet Earth tonight.
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]what do you all mean,she is fit

    Think someone is not on Planet Earth tonight.

    i think ads make a typo in his last word
  • PeteF
    PeteF Posts: 1,698
    [quote][cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]what do you all mean,she is fit[/quote]

    Think someone is not on Planet Earth tonight.[/quote]

    Cheers Dave I thought you would back me up!!
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,127
    Neurotic, self-obsessed, charmless, no class and above all, fat........





    ....and even if I wasn't I wouldn't
    ;-)
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    [cite]Posted By: PeteF[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ads[/cite]what do you all mean,she is fit

    Think someone is not on Planet Earth tonight.

    Cheers Dave I thought you would back me up!!

    You still haven't learnt how to quote?!?! (Clue - make sure BBCode is picked)
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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
    You're all afraid of a self confident, intelligent, educated, independent woman : - )
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    no we're afraid of being found out wanting to bone a munter

    And she is a munter.

    Henners I despair of you dear bouy
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    edited April 2009
    Blimey Henry, what do they put in the tea in your office?

    Although I wouldn't mind a go on the fun bags, but thats it.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]You're all afraid of a self confident, intelligent, educated, independent woman : - )

    Afraid ? No, don't think so. I'd happily spend time chatting to her. I'm sure she's everything you say.

    But the question was, 'Would Ya ...?'

    No.

    I'd rather she was just a 'friend' ......

    ;o)
  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950
    edited April 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]You're all afraid of a self confident, intelligent, educated, independent woman : - )

    Thats not fair. My wife is self confident, intelligent, educated and independent and do you think I'm scared of her????????

    Second thoughts, perhaps you're right
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: Brunello[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]You're all afraid of a self confident, intelligent, educated, independent woman : - )

    Thats not fair. My wife is self confident, intelligent, educated and independent and do you think I'm sacred of her????????

    Second thoughts, perhaps you're right

    Sacred .....?

    Do you worship her, Brunello?

    ;o)
  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950
    edited April 2009
    Thats what you call a Freudian slip!!!!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    edited April 2009
    LOL, Broo.

    No need to change sacred to scared ....I rather thought it was true (but not what you'd tell your mates!)

    ;o)

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