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England Special... Would Ya

adamtheaddick
adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
edited April 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Ladies and gents... Wayne Rooney's Mum...

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and heres his lovely cousin Natalie:

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Comments

  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    Er....No tanks lar
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,617
    After a few beers I rekon I might give it a spin !
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,209
    People say no to the wonderfully intelligent, vibrant and cuddly Venessa but then ask about some mickey mouser.

    Really don't get you lot : - )
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    not a cat in hells chance.

    don't do scouse birds. - or if i did I'd have to gag 'em so they can;t talk
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Oh GOD, NO !!
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    His cousin maybe, but not the mum.
  • C_f_W
    C_f_W Posts: 1,433
    [cite]Posted By: Ledge[/cite]not a cat in hells chance.

    don't do scouse birds. - or if i did I'd have to gag 'em so they can;t talk
    I know a good technique for that...
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited April 2009
    Cousin yes

    His mum yes - just so i can say to him "Oi Rooney I F***ed your Mum" ;o) - He'll probably reply with "Oi Gordon (cos we know eachother so well) I F***ed your football club" ;o(
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]Cousin yes

    His mum yes - just so i can say to him "Oi Rooney I F***ed your Mum" ;o) - He'll probably reply with "Oi Gordon (cos we know eachother so well) I F***ed your football club" ;o(

    Mind you, he's had someone's grandmother!!!
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    Adam, you really really really worry me sometimes.
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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    [cite]Posted By: BDL[/cite]Adam, you really really really worry me sometimes.

    why? ;-)
  • doughnuts
    doughnuts Posts: 11
    a severe amount of alcohol needed for this to happen
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Come on you'd all poke the cousin on facebook ;o)
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    edited April 2009
    she looks like the bird ashley cole threw up on whilst having it off...

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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I would ;o) Throw up on her that is
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    shes well classy ashleys bird, he threw up over himself pissed himself threw up over her soiled himself again threw up again pissed the bed shat the bed threw up on the bed and then she managed to coax one out of him for a night of passion... now i have been that pissed a few times and belive me even Keeley Hazel couldnt coax one out of me.. she must be very good ;-)
  • eastbourne_addick
    eastbourne_addick Posts: 911
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]she looks like the bird ashley cole threw up on whilst having it off...

    ashley-cheryl-cole-Aimee-Walton.jpg

    one night
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    yes to roooneys mum in the 'then' photo but not to any of the others,ta

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