So there's this penguin driving across the Arizona desert and it's a really hot day - and that's bad news for a penguin. The penguin is driving and saying "Sheesh" a lot and wiping his brow with his flipper then the car starts acting up! Bumpity bumpity bump...
"Oh great", thinks the penguin. To his relief, there is a service station not too far further along. He drives in, parks his car, hops out and waddles over to the mechanic. "Can you have a look at my car?", says the penguin, "it's making a funny sound."
"Sure" says the mechanic.
"Sheesh," thinks the penguin. "It's so hot!. I think I'll go inside to the air conditioning." So he waddles over and goes inside. He mooches around, flicking through magazines, killing time. He decides he'll buy a vanilla ice cream cone to help him cool down. Then he goes back out to the car. "Sheesh," he says as he waddles back over the tarmac. "It's really hot."
And he's making a real mess of the ice cream, on account of it being so hot and him being a penguin and only being able to hold it with his flipper. He spills more of it over himself than he gets in his mouth. He gets back to the car and comes up to the mechanic who's leaning over the engine. The mechanic looks up at him and says, "Hmm. Looks like you've blown a seal."
"No no no!" Cries the panicky Penguin. "That's ice cream honest".
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One to, change the lightbulb, and one to hold the penis..LADDER
Seven. One to change the bulb and six to say how much they don't hate the light bulb and that it's the lampshade who is their real rival.
How many Spanners does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to hold the light bulb, two to turn the ladder and seven to explain that it wasn't the Spanners fans fault, it was the other team and the police who provoked them
Just one.......
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A good joke! I made it up myself after reading some of the SW thread......
Good one chirpy, made me LOL.