A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work.
One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her
boyfriend when, to her
horror, she heard her husband's car pull into
the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump
out the window. My
husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining
out there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill
us both!" she replied.
He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain
is the least of your
problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his
clothes and jumps out
the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain,
he quickly discovered
he had run right into the middle of the town's
annual marathon, so he
started running along beside the others, about
300 of them.
Being naked,! with his clothes tucked under
his arm he tried to blend
in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners
who had been watching
him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It
feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you
always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?"
Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly.
"That way I can get dressed
right at the end of the run and get in my car
to go home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a lit tle
lower and queried, "Do you
always wear a condom when you run? "
"Nope.........just when it's raining !
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