A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as
a representative of the weight loss Company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second
thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing,
he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10 lbs as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day,
20-pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after
her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best,
but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day
when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as
promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day,
50-pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.
'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I
haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it, he finds
a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around h is neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass
is mine.'
He lost 63 pounds that week.
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