I was flicking over the channels last night around midnight and there was some music festival on channel 4.
It had a fella with a long black beard reading from a book to a drum and base tune!?!?!?!?
In his lyrics he mentioned Holyoaks....LOL! The crowd knew all the words which I found frightening!
Does anyone know who this might be?
It was weird but quite catchy!
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Is he Willmill then?
I will have a butchers when I get home!
To show how out of touch I am my ten year old said "yeah, he's the Millwall fan who was on Soccer AM" :- (
Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile… Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thall shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thall shalt not buy Coca-Cola products. Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it’s done just because you’ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna f****** talk to.
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles - Were just a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
The Clash - Just a band.
Crass - Just a band.
Minor Threat - Just a band.
The Cure - Just a band.
The Smiths - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
The Pixies - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - Just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
The Next Big Thing - JUST A BAND.
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it”.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.
And thou shalt always kill.
I did say it was a bit weird!!
Were too old you know?
Jesus I must have been half asleep last night then as I didnt hear half those lyrics.............LOL!!
Is he on crack cocane?
Yep, and reading them lyrics just backs that up, and its all still poppy cock, would rather stick red hot pins in my eyes than listen to or watch that drivel (or spend an afternoon in an exec box with drunken former hooligans)
Anyone know a good lawyer?
Hahahaha
Looks like a Rabbi. Don't know if I could do a whole "LP" but "what if punk had never happened" reads good as well
In the end!!!
LOL, ......top bloke the govnor though, would defo be up for an auction bid next year if he does one.
JL had a look of panic in his eyes when Mr W started getting louder during Burton's MOM presentation, he practically begged me to drag him away, LOL
Bestival, absolutely quality
Thanks but no thanks
Back on Jimi (Bleeding Heart)...we was robbed
I mean, Carter USM are palarse and Meerwall fans and we wouldn't hold that against them!!