It all depends on what sort of Moat you've got mate . A deep wide ditch style moat needs more of a specialised company especially if the water surrounds the whole of your castle complex . If the dam you have that controls the water supply is blocked then you are looking at £1,000's and if your moat is up to the maximum 30 feet deep then you're looking at a good months work there .
[cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]It all depends on what sort of Moat you've got mate . A deep wide ditch style moat needs more of a specialised company especially if the water surrounds the whole of your castle complex . If the dam you have that controls the water supply is blocked then you are looking at £1,000's and if your moat is up to the maximum 30 feet deep then you're looking at a good months work there .
Not worried about the cost, just gonna stick an expenses claim in, and the mug punter tax payers can swallow it.
They've had some experience with this at Westminster with the river being so close to Parliament so I endorse the suggestion from Medders, ask the local MP.
It goes without saying that it can go on expenses and if you hurry it up, you may be able to get away without submitting too detailed a breakdown ... just say it's for a leak in the kitchen tap or the bath overflowed.
[cite]Posted By: Valley_floyd_red[/cite]I had Trolls under my Bridge once, very nasty.
Get a hobbit in, they are very good at mythical creature clearance!
Oh, you dont know the half of it, once had that pesky killer rabbit from the Holy Grail encamped under my bridge, nasty little bugger he was.
The killer rabit of Caerbannog - he still around? The Holy Hand Grenade didn't work then! I suggest a mixture of Guinness, camphor, sesame seed paste, chili oil, and a cast-iron frying pan. Actually, just use the frying pan and whack the rabbit right between the eyes.
Best to get a close mate or family member to set up ACME Moat Cleaning 2009 then get one dodgy quote and abit of sculling then bobs you uncle a nice 50/50 split ........the mug public will pay up no probs and you dont even have to get work done or even have a moat cos no ones checks........
The miss said we had a wild gerbil at the end of the garden went to investigate and it was actually hitlers bff goeballs... needless to say I handed him over to the americans right away.
I'm considering emptying my moat and just letting it grass over. Is their anyone who wants a few hundred fish, a couple of ducks and some reeds. Also anyone know where I can get a dry moat mower. Ta.
I've been mixing the concrete with a mixer but still 'backbreaking' for an office bound weed like me.. I hired a dumper truck the other day, the thing was a tall as the shed.
[cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]funny you should mention moat, but the wife has been accusing me of digging one.. its actually a drive/patio/garage pad..[div class=Attachments id=Attachments_455283][ul][div]moat.JPG[/div][/ul][/div]
Come clean razil are you about 18ft tall or is that the worlds campest digger?
[cite]Posted By: razil[/cite]funny you should mention moat, but the wife has been accusing me of digging one.. its actually a drive/patio/garage pad..[div class=Attachments id=Attachments_455283][ul][div]moat.JPG[/div][/ul][/div]
Come clean razil are you about 18ft tall or is that the worlds campest digger?
Comments
Not worried about the cost, just gonna stick an expenses claim in, and the mug punter tax payers can swallow it.
It goes without saying that it can go on expenses and if you hurry it up, you may be able to get away without submitting too detailed a breakdown ... just say it's for a leak in the kitchen tap or the bath overflowed.
I'd heard they had sunk?
I'd guess it is for the Scottish Castle but could be the Chelsea harbour flat.
Get a hobbit in, they are very good at mythical creature clearance!
The killer rabit of Caerbannog - he still around? The Holy Hand Grenade didn't work then! I suggest a mixture of Guinness, camphor, sesame seed paste, chili oil, and a cast-iron frying pan. Actually, just use the frying pan and whack the rabbit right between the eyes.
then get one dodgy quote and abit of sculling then bobs you uncle a nice 50/50 split ........the mug public will pay up no probs and you dont even have to get work done or even have a moat cos no ones checks........
In my days it was a pick axe and a shovel to break the drive up.
Closely followed by three days in bed with a dodgy back.
Come clean razil are you about 18ft tall or is that the worlds campest digger?
Phone The House of Commons, they know some guy who fixes these problems,tho' might have to be cash-in-hand now.
PMSL
please. ta. ill search the thread.