A Scotland Yard spokesman said: “The post-mortem examination was scheduled to happen today but will now take place on Friday because she’s not fully defrosted.”
hang my head in shame as that line made me laugh out loud in the office.
[cite]Police spokesman[/cite]“The post-mortem examination was scheduled to happen today but will now take place on Friday because she’s not fully defrosted.”
[quote][cite]Posted By: Chizz[/cite][quote][cite]Police spokesman[/cite]“The post-mortem examination was scheduled to happen today but will now take place on Friday because she’s not fully defrosted.”[/quote][/quote]
Why not just stick her in the microwave for ten minutes,
[cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!
In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!
[cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!
In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!
I could tell you a story along those lines, for real, Henry will know where from in my past :-)
[cite]Police spokesman[/cite]“The post-mortem examination was scheduled to happen today but will now take place on Friday because she’s not fully defrosted.”
Why not just stick her in the microwave for ten minutes,
[cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!
In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!
I could tell you a story along those lines, for real, Henry will know where from in my past :-)
[cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]I want to see who has a microwave big enough for a whole body!
In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!
I could tell you a story along those lines, for real, Henry will know where from in my past :-)
LOL
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And he's a free man now, in fact, sounds strange, but to talk to, very nice chap, well educated etc , will tell you the whole story when I see you next.
[cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]And he's a free man now, in fact, sounds strange, but to talk to, very nice chap, well educated etc , will tell you the whole story when I see you next.
[cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]And he's a free man now, in fact, sounds strange, but to talk to, very nice chap, well educated etc , will tell you the whole story when I see you next.
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hang my head in shame as that line made me laugh out loud in the office.
Why not just stick her in the microwave for ten minutes,
I'll get my coat.
Seriously, how sad for the daughter feeling that she had to do that.
Why not just stick her in the microwave for ten minutes,[/quote]
I just checked and my microwave has a defrost setting for chicken, pizza and mince - which of these would be closest to "Human" do you think?
In the past I have been known to chop the body into smaller, more manageable, pieces. I think the police refer to it as "bludgeoning" but I find it such a harsh term!
You're going to need it.
I could tell you a story along those lines, for real, Henry will know where from in my past :-)
HA HA HA
err?
LOL
COLD
Get mine whilst you're there.
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Will look forward to it. And you owe me a pint.
:-)