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DA9
DA9 Posts: 11,091
edited May 2009 in Not Sports Related
Gawd blimey, silly me, would you believe it, I've just paid the companies weeks takings into my bank account by mistake, instead of handing it over to my accounts department. I of course apologised for my oversight, and offered to pay it back eventually, and thankfully my boss said I could resign next year, and no more would be said, full pension and golden handshake, isn't the world great?

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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    No wories mate they will find you a bigger branch somewhere else when no ones looking.
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,334
    You could maybe ask your boss if he would allow you a seat on the board. You know, after you've left and you no longer have to worry about all that "compliance" nonsense.

    That way you could continue to cream money at an extortionate rate provide your services; and the company would ensure you didn't blow the whistle on the whole lot it benefits from your years of experience.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    [cite]Posted By: FTP[/cite]Maybe you should run to be an MP

    He's to busy organizing his MoatCleaners.
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    [cite]Posted By: DA9[/cite]Gawd blimey, silly me, would you believe it, I've just paid the companies weeks takings into my bank account by mistake, instead of handing it over to my accounts department. I of course apologised for my oversight, and offered to pay it back eventually, and thankfully my boss said I could resign next year, and no more would be said, full pension and golden handshake, isn't the world great?

    As long as you've not broken the rules as they were set out at the time, or if you have and it was an accident, then you're more than justified your massive tax free payout. The world's marvellous.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,752
    Bump

    I’ve just oiled the living room parquet floor but I left my phone and speaker by the fireplace and now I can’t get to them to turn the music off😱

    Only another 4.5 hours (midnnight)  until it should be dry.

  • Gisappointed
    Gisappointed Posts: 990
    It's a shame Boris is no longer in power, you'd at least get a gong, if not a HoL beano.
  • stop_shouting
    stop_shouting Posts: 3,680
    Was this thread predicting a Rachel reeves type situation 16 years before it happened?

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