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There's a lion moved in next door

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,914
edited June 2009 in Not Sports Related
I'm not talking about some spanner scumbag, but some new people have moved into the house next door to me and they have brought with them some sort of beast that's about 8 foot long, sandy/golden brown in colour, pads around the garden all day and - when I first set eyes on it looked like a fookin lion to me.

Now, either it is a lion, or else it's some sort of lion with a dogs head. Huge big fooka it is.

Any ideas? Bull Mastiff maybe?

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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,448
    edited June 2009
    English Mastiff probably. Huge feckers they are. I think the biggest dog in the history of the world ever at all was an English Mastiff called Zorba - but fecked if I can find a picture link to verify that

    EDIT - not Zorba, but here's a pic of an English Mastiff:
    giant_mastiff.jpg
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,914
    That's one fat fooka of a dog Leroy.

    My new neighbour looks a bit like that - only a lot slimmer, more lithe and almost cat like.

    Jeez, maybe it is a lion???
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,448
    LOL - if you find out is IS a lion lemme know - I'll camp out in your back garden cos I fookin love 'em!

    Sure its not a Great Dane? They're mahoosive.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,914
    Nah, I reckon it's some sort of mastiff/lion cross. Will try and take a pic tom - if it doesn't eat me first!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,432
    make sure you post the pic on here!
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Nah, I reckon it's some sort of mastiff/lion cross. Will try and take a pic tom - if it doesn't eat me first!
    [cite]Posted By: Dazzler21[/cite]make sure you post the pic on here!

    Er........its gone very quite............
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,966
    edited June 2009
    Perhaps a Rhodesian Ridgeback?

    great dogs - as are the english Mastiffs.

    Ridgeback:

    rhodesian_ridgeback.jpg
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    OFF IT - You've had me in stitches with this post mate - sounds like a right beast.

    don't come back with a picture of a yoprkshire terrier lol
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    my next door neighbour has one too and it can be a loud fierce thing too, I swear its head is at least twice the size of a human head. God knows what it capable of. Neighbour is a butcher, so hopefully the dog will never get hungry.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    There's no need to worry unless you've got a tortoise in your garden.

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  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    Why dont you just pop round with a cake and welcome them to the neighbourhood, introduce yourself and ask them is that a lion in your garden?
  • Red Fraggle
    Red Fraggle Posts: 635
    [cite]Posted By: Addickted[/cite]There's no need to worry unless you've got a tortoise in your garden.[div class=Attachments id=Attachments_469119 noWrap=false][ul compact=false][div noWrap=false]lion.jpg[/div][/ul][/div]

    Thats one very confused beastie!
  • w/sladeaddick
    w/sladeaddick Posts: 217
    Next door neighbour also has a English mastif, she sounds fierce but is a big coward really. Mind you was a bit concerned one afternoon when I walk round the side of my house and the barking came from above me as she had somehow managed to jump from a slope in the garden onto their garage roof,that is one hell of a dog when she is towering above you!
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    No-one has heard from Off it today. Anyone worried ?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,671
    [cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]No-one has heard from Off it today. Anyone worried ?

    If he managed to leave home alive he is probably down the rub a dub being a Friday and all....
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,093
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]That's one fat fooka of a dog Leroy

    That's a bit harsh, she does have a nice hat on!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,914
    It's definitely a lion - it was chewing on a zebra earlier.
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    mountainlion.jpg

    Mountain Lion?
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    And was this Zebra telling you to help and that it was a lion?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,671
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]It's definitely a lion - it was chewing on a zebra earlier.

    So were you down the rub a dub when they wondered where you were?

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,914
    edited June 2009
    Nope, ain't touched a drop all day Lenny.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Well, Is it or isn't it a Lion Off-it ?
  • ReddyRascals
    ReddyRascals Posts: 62
    This post has made my day, sooo funny. The anticpation is building ....
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Well.................................
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