[cite]Posted By: WasCharleyOne[/cite]The Jam - Saturdays Kids
Saturday's girls work in Tesco's and Woolworths
Classic
Saturday's boys live life with insults,
Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results,
Afternoon tea in the light-a-bite - chat up the girls - they
dig it!
Saturday's girls work in Tesco's and Woolworths,
Wear cheap perfume 'cause its all they can afford,
Go to discos they drink Babycham talk to Jan - in bingo
accents.
Saturdays kids play one arm bandits,
they never win but that's not the point is it,
Dip in silver paper when their pints go flat,
How about that - far out!
Their mums and dads smoke Capstan non filters,
Wallpaper lives 'cause they all die of cancer,
What goes on - what goes wrong.
Save up their money for a holiday,
To Selsey Bill or Bracklesham Bay,
Think about the future - when they'll settle down,
Marry the girl next door - with one on the way.
These are the real creatures that time has forgot,
Not given a thought - its the system -
Hate the system - what's the system?
Saturdays kids live in council houses,
Wear v-necked shirts and baggy trousers,
Drive Cortinas fur trimmed dash boards,
Stains on the seats - in the back of course!
Then they go to Rough Trade
To buy Siouxsie and the Banshees
They heard John Peel play it
Just the other night
They'd like to buy the O Level single
or Read about Seymour
But they're not pressed in red
So they buy The Lurkers instead
Hong Kong Garden was a Chinese takeaway in Chislehurst High Street just down from Redhill school, opposite a clothes shop called "Spellbound". They were both a 5 minute walk from Susan Ballions (She being Siouxsie Sioux) house in Woodside Avenue where she grew up.
I fancy i'll open a stationers,
Stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans,
While you were out at the Rollright stones,
I came and set fire to your shed,
Cos you probably work in an all night garage,
you probably work in an all night garage,
You probably work in an all night garage with Talk radio on,
And you Curse my soul if i dont want petrol,
Curse my soul if i dont want petrol,
I only came down for a tube of pringles,
Sour Cream 'n' Chive,
And because yo've got to get up off your fat arse to go and get my crisps,
And you've gotta go around the counter,
And its really ... Inconvienient,
And when you come back you toss them into the sliding metal tray device thingy that separates us,
And you say one pound thirty five,
As opposed to That'll be one pound thirty five please sir,
This is of course done to annoy me,
But has the opposite affect of amusing me no end,
Because suddenly i've got other things to buy,
I'll two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite,
two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite,
two scotch eggs and a jarof marmite,
What sandwhiches have you got?
Well now you become quite irate,
and your voice becomes louder and you start to sound like Lead Valley at the depot,
I GOT HAM,
I GOT CHEESE,
I GOT CHICKEN,
I GOT BEEF,
I GOT TUNA SWEETCORN
I GOT TUNA SWEETCORN,
I'll have ten kitkats and a motoring atlas,
ten kitkats and a motoring atlas,
And a blue cd on the hallmark label,
thats sure to be good,
Oh he went to play golf on a sunday morning,
Just a mile and a half from town,
His head was found on the driving range,
And his body has never been found....
(Chorus)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around
I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)
Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home
Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Would you like that to go?
Any sauces?
You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)
Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
Comments
Damn you! I keep getting these songs popping into my head!
Vogue .... Madonna
56 Chevy - where have all the cowboy's gone
Saturday's girls work in Tesco's and Woolworths
Classic
Saturday's boys live life with insults,
Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results,
Afternoon tea in the light-a-bite - chat up the girls - they
dig it!
Saturday's girls work in Tesco's and Woolworths,
Wear cheap perfume 'cause its all they can afford,
Go to discos they drink Babycham talk to Jan - in bingo
accents.
Saturdays kids play one arm bandits,
they never win but that's not the point is it,
Dip in silver paper when their pints go flat,
How about that - far out!
Their mums and dads smoke Capstan non filters,
Wallpaper lives 'cause they all die of cancer,
What goes on - what goes wrong.
Save up their money for a holiday,
To Selsey Bill or Bracklesham Bay,
Think about the future - when they'll settle down,
Marry the girl next door - with one on the way.
These are the real creatures that time has forgot,
Not given a thought - its the system -
Hate the system - what's the system?
Saturdays kids live in council houses,
Wear v-necked shirts and baggy trousers,
Drive Cortinas fur trimmed dash boards,
Stains on the seats - in the back of course!
To buy Siouxsie and the Banshees
They heard John Peel play it
Just the other night
They'd like to buy the O Level single
or Read about Seymour
But they're not pressed in red
So they buy The Lurkers instead
TV Personalities - Part Time Punks
They were both a 5 minute walk from Susan Ballions (She being Siouxsie Sioux) house in Woodside Avenue where she grew up.
"I'm in the hgih-fidelity first class travelling set and I think I need a Lear Jet"
Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine
"He always ate in the steak bar He loved to drive in his Jaguar"
Bruce Springsteen - Cadillac Ranch
Bruce Springsteen - Jungleland
"Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a Dodge"
Bruce Springsteen - Pink Cadillac
Bruce Springstten - Thunder Road
"The skeleton frames of burned-out Chevrolets"
"Musik kommt aus dem Weissen Haus
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse"
Stock quaint notepads for weekend pagans,
While you were out at the Rollright stones,
I came and set fire to your shed,
Cos you probably work in an all night garage,
you probably work in an all night garage,
You probably work in an all night garage with Talk radio on,
And you Curse my soul if i dont want petrol,
Curse my soul if i dont want petrol,
I only came down for a tube of pringles,
Sour Cream 'n' Chive,
And because yo've got to get up off your fat arse to go and get my crisps,
And you've gotta go around the counter,
And its really ... Inconvienient,
And when you come back you toss them into the sliding metal tray device thingy that separates us,
And you say one pound thirty five,
As opposed to That'll be one pound thirty five please sir,
This is of course done to annoy me,
But has the opposite affect of amusing me no end,
Because suddenly i've got other things to buy,
I'll two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite,
two scotch eggs and a jar of marmite,
two scotch eggs and a jarof marmite,
What sandwhiches have you got?
Well now you become quite irate,
and your voice becomes louder and you start to sound like Lead Valley at the depot,
I GOT HAM,
I GOT CHEESE,
I GOT CHICKEN,
I GOT BEEF,
I GOT TUNA SWEETCORN
I GOT TUNA SWEETCORN,
I'll have ten kitkats and a motoring atlas,
ten kitkats and a motoring atlas,
And a blue cd on the hallmark label,
thats sure to be good,
Oh he went to play golf on a sunday morning,
Just a mile and a half from town,
His head was found on the driving range,
And his body has never been found....
Half Man, Half Biscuit...
'San Miguel' - The Kingston Trio
'Little Red Corvette' - Prince
'Mustang Sally' - Wilson Pickett
;-)
The Fast Food Song" by Fast Food Rockers
Can I take your order please?
Let's eat to the beat
(Chorus)
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
You like it you love it
You know you really want it
The voices I hear
Whenever you're around
I want it I need it
Nothing else can beat it
Hot and spicy
Whenever I'm in town (mm mm)
Enticing exciting
Aroma so inviting
And when it hits
Me, I wanna take you home
Trust me you must see
Just what you're doing to me
Driving me crazy
Hungry to the bone
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Would you like that to go?
Any sauces?
You're so sweet and you're neat
You knock me off my two feet
You're chunky and hunky
I'm coming back for more (Hot Dog)
Your taste all embraces
I gotta sing your praises
Just savour the flavours
Waiting at your door
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(Repeat Chorus)
Does anyone fancy a shake?
Shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Shake it to the left - Shake it to the right - Let's shake
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I think of you and lick my lips
You've got the taste I can't resist
Can't resist - can't resist
Let's eat to the beat
(Repeat Chorus)
;-)