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5 a side team names

Essex_AlEssex_Al
edited July 2009 in Other Football and Sports
Just to lighten the mood a little!

With the rise of a few five a side soccer centres throughout the country in the past few years (Goals etc.), I was wondering if any of you have entered teams with amusing names.

In my younger days (some years ago now!) myself and some mates entered an evening 5 a side competition under the name of Athletico Sidcupo. We ended up winning the trophy. It was amusing on prize night to hear the guy doing the presentations call out our name!
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  • mascot88mascot88
    my teams called tiene fuego which means have you got a light in spanish....
  • se9addickse9addick
    We're playing against a team called Inter Me-Nan tomorrow !
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    We are Horley Haemaphrodites in our 6 a side league!
  • dabosdabos
    Not that amusing, but my current 7-a-side team are called The Legion Of Doom

    Have seen various Inter Yamam, Inter Yadad combinations. There was a team called Borussia Teeth when I was at uni.
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    I ran a works team called Real Madras
  • RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    We had a team called Norfolk and Chance a few years back.
  • ChizzChizz
    My brother plays for Inter Viagra
  • CurbeyCurbey
    [cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]We had a team called Norfolk and Chance a few years back.

    Was that at bexleyheath?
  • dabosdabos
    [cite]Posted By: Curbey[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]We had a team called Norfolk and Chance a few years back.

    Was that at bexleyheath?

    There are hundreds of teams called Norfolk n Chance. Must be the most popular 5-a-side/pub quiz team name.
  • RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    [cite]Posted By: dabos[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Curbey[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]We had a team called Norfolk and Chance a few years back.

    Was that at bexleyheath?

    There are hundreds of teams called Norfolk n Chance. Must be the most popular 5-a-side/pub quiz team name.

    Nah mate, like dabos said, hardly original.
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  • les_saysles_says
    [cite]Posted By: se9addick[/cite]We're playing against a team called Inter Me-Nan tomorrow !

    i remember playing them down catford powerleague a couple of years ago.

    my favourite last season was 'Breast Rummage Albion'.
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    [cite]Posted By: Curbey[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: RedArmySE7[/cite]We had a team called Norfolk and Chance a few years back.

    Was that at bexleyheath?
    No Charlton ;o)
  • ChizzChizz
    Hadjuk Spliff
    Bayer Own Drinks
  • Sam lloydSam lloyd
    Barearselona

    Sporting Abeergut
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    edited July 2009
    My mate plays for a Sunday League team called A3 Milan.

    My lot play Far From Athletic which I like too.

    Also heard of one called Dyslexic Untied.
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    edited July 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Sam lloyd[/cite]Barearselona

    Sporting Abeergut

    Seen a Farcelona too. They lost a lot, aptly.
  • Sam lloydSam lloyd
    Real Sosobad

    Unreal Madrid

    LSD Eindhoven
  • March51March51
    edited July 2009
    The 'Rehab Rockets' were the only team I played for and won a trophy with in many, many years of being kicked, shoved, and flattened. And no, it wasn't that sort of 'Rehab'!
  • LouisMendLouisMend
    Not in her Forest
  • GoonerhaterGoonerhater
    the old cricket team ,made up of CAFC peeps Wild Geese Exiles -------------------now that was a name.
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  • Dan C 4Dan C 4
    6 a side team called the SIX Pistols
  • SimonsenSimonsen
    Seen the following...

    FC Sausage
    FC Helmet (in Belgium...they were a proper 11 a sde club!!)
    Brown Fiasco (another Belgian side...shithot...slaughtered us....named after a local bar..christ knows what went on in there!!)
    Slightly Aroused FC (based in Newcastle I think)
  • Valley11Valley11
    Sporting Lesbian and Liverpoo are my personal favs
  • Zinedine BagheriZinedine Bagheri
    edited July 2009
    [quote][cite]Posted By: Valley11[/cite]Sporting Lesbian and Liverpoo are my personal favs[/quote]

    Down at Catford I played for a Sporting Lesbian but left them to go and play for Porn Star Belgrade.
  • colthe3rdcolthe3rd
    Barrymoore's Pool Party play in the same 5 a side leagues as us, usually makes me chuckle
  • 19051905
    [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]the old cricket team ,made up of CAFC peeps Wild Geese Exiles
    now that was a name.

    Are Wild Geese Exiles CC still going? - I actually guested for them a couple of times down at Hall Place.........
  • Dave RuddDave Rudd
    I recently played for an over-50's vets team called Jurassic Park but, in my younger days, turned out on various occasions for Fake Madrid, Bayern Large and Athletic Support.

    The highlight came last summer though. I played in a tournament alongside my four grown-up sons as AFC Rudd took the field.

    We were crap, losing in the Final of the Plate .......... but I absolutely loved it.
  • NathanPriorNathanPrior
    I'm in negotiations to play for a team called Reliant Robins at Goals @ Bexleyheath, unfortunatley they have all ready been relegated
  • CarterCarter
    Depotivo Lacaclass were one I played for years ago. Some of the names are brilliant I've just read.
  • Folev the redFolev the red
    we had a team in our 5 a-side league called Michael Jacksons u12's which i thought was clever.
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