So Colin the Zombie was made for £45. Between the lot of us we could come up with a bigger budget. (Only just though!) So it got me thinking, what movie would it be and what would your role be? Also suggest a role for other Lifers. I'll make a definitive list at the weekend.
Get your thinking caps on, I know that'll be hard for some of you, no names mentioned...........
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I know just the person to play the monster :-)
It would be a dark depressing film though!!
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Various groups of Lifers race across south east London and Kent in search of the new owner who has gone mysteriously missing.
The first group to find him and get him to sign a contract buying the club get a sticky for ever on Charlton Life saying "WE TOLD YOU SO" in very big letters.
Suzi, Little Sis, Curb-it and StillAddicted are in a Pink open top sports car
Addickted, Henry and Imissthepeanutman are in a WWI tank.
Me and Stefco and other musicains busk are way through london and go through a series of targets to get noticed and on the stage, we then face relationships etc with women and groupies and try to beat the habit of drugs and achohol to save our carrer etc etc
Actors are rubbish, the producer was terrible and had to be fired, budget was running out so we had to replace him with the fluffer. Now we can't even afford to get rid of the fluffer.
It won't be that type of film thank you very much !
the entire film set entirely on a lifers coach journey to/from a game. Motorways closed. Poor lighting on a cheap coach with the driver and his wife taking out the lifers one by one with the only light coming from people's mobile phones.
Who wants to be the fat guy at the end?
And I know a few people up for the army parade ground routine.
OR
A 24 style takeover epic "The following takeover action took place in the boardroom between 1300 and 1400"
A Cardigan affair
RM to the FF
"There's no messiah here, now f**k off"
You was the one talking about fluffers!!!
Stop that, stop that! We don't need any of that filthy talk either ........
;o)