People who put their feet on the seats of buses
People who won't move down the f***ing tube carriage because they want to get off quicker at Victoria
People who sit on the outside of seats facing each other on the train then look like you've just pissed in their pint when you ask them to move
People who sit next to you on buses/tubes/trains when there are completely empty seats elsewhere
Tourists in general
People with wally trolleys on mainline stations
People who ignore the 'walk on the right' sign in the tunnel between the Piccadilly and Victoria lines at Green Park
"Charity" collectors is something you only get in the centre.
Toilet attendants adding a touch of "class" to chavbars, as has been mentioned
All of the rubbish food and chains everywhere: Starbucks, Pizza Express and Pret are just three examples of the mind numbing homogenous averageness that most of the centre has become.
[cite]Posted By: McLovin[/cite]"Charity" collectors is something you only get in the centre.
Toilet attendants adding a touch of "class" to chavbars, as has been mentioned
All of the rubbish food and chains everywhere: Starbucks, Pizza Express and Pret are just three examples of the mind numbing homogenous averageness that most of the centre has become.
Dicks with babby buggies ( those poncy off road ones ) the size of an iceberg and moving at same speed normally with a few ankle biters in tow...............then they stop with no hand signals in the middle of the pavement blocking everyone as they look at a bloody routemaster or some tourist thing... !!! windchimes windchimes !!
[quote][cite]Posted By: dartfordgent[/cite]Dicks with babby buggies ( those poncy off road ones ) the size of an iceberg and moving at same speed normally with a few ankle biters in tow...............then they stop with no hand signals in the middle of the pavement blocking everyone as they look at a bloody routemaster or some tourist thing... !!! windchimes windchimes !![/quote]
Ha ha they do it because they feel the world should act according to them i agree with this one big time. I sware they seek me out to get in my way too lol.
Although not the newspaper itself (it's no better or worse than most dailies) but the fact that people seem to think by throwing a newspaper on the floor they are actually doing someone else a favour. I can't stand it, getting on a DLR and wading through discarded newspapers, really quite horrible.
I think people leave them on trains so others getting on the DLR and tubes can read i dont think they do that for effect. Well maybe there are some wankers that do.
I Don't mind buskers as long they aren't playing "Blowing in the wind ", but not impressed with most street entertainers. I suppose they're for the tourists, but I'm still not impressed when I'm a tourist elsewhere. However, they are tolerable compared with:
Charity muggers - do you really think I'm gonna stand here on a pavement and give you my bank details??
Those rickshaws around the West End
People who stop dead in front of you to take a picture of...a bus
[quote][cite]Posted By: Big William[/cite]Charity muggers - do you really think I'm gonna stand here on a pavement and give you my bank details??[/quote]
Exactly, yet how many people do you see actually giving their details over?!
people who leave chewing gum and/or dog ends on the pavement.
I wonder what the inside of their houses look like or do they just reserve this for the streets of London?
People who pull along their crappy little suitcase/bag thingys about 20 foot behind them and then tut when you volley it the otherside of the station (especially at Victoria ticket hall)
People talking loudly on their phones on the train. I dont care if 'Chantelle has just had her 14th baby' or if 'Dave has just landed a huge deal at the office'...let me have a nap in peace!
People who walk slow along pavements,..move, or your likely to get shoved in front of the 428 bus....especially if the above has happened prior to this!
People who put their feet up on seats on trains and buses.........low life classless dross!
Numpties who stand outside pubs with the door/doors open smoking....invariably the smoke simply blows straight back inside the pub...awful when there are three or four of them doing it......can't they see or understand what they're doing?
Oh and black cab drivers who refuse to take you further south of the river than The Elephant....and they wonder why mini cabs go touting up in The West End....it's because their not providing the service to which they have agreed and been licensed for....we don't have a black cab culture in South London....why, because the twats refuse to provide it!
[cite]Posted By: SoundAsa£[/cite]People who put their feet up on seats on trains and buses.........low life classless dross!
Numpties who stand outside pubs with the door/doors open smoking....invariably the smoke simply blows straight back inside the pub...awful when there are three or four of them doing it......can't they see or understand what they're doing?
People who...........
Not low life classless dross, just total and utter SCUM:Lowest of the low:Cu*ts:Sh*t:Neanderthals.
[cite]Posted By: SoundAsa£[/cite]People who put their feet up on seats on trains and buses.........low life classless dross!
Numpties who stand outside pubs with the door/doors open smoking....invariably the smoke simply blows straight back inside the pub...awful when there are three or four of them doing it......can't they see or understand what they're doing?
People who...........
Not low life classless dross, just total and utter SCUM:Lowest of the low:Cu*ts:Sh*t:Neanderthals.
[quote][cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: SE10Addick[/cite][quote][cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite]There's a Czech girl at work - and she's lush.
Speaks good English, intelligent, wicked sense of humour. And a body to die for.[/quote]
maybe you should bring her allong to a Charlton home game!!![/quote] Agreed. Can she play centre half?[/quote]
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You're the cause of at least one of my complaints!
People who won't move down the f***ing tube carriage because they want to get off quicker at Victoria
People who sit on the outside of seats facing each other on the train then look like you've just pissed in their pint when you ask them to move
People who sit next to you on buses/tubes/trains when there are completely empty seats elsewhere
Tourists in general
People with wally trolleys on mainline stations
People who ignore the 'walk on the right' sign in the tunnel between the Piccadilly and Victoria lines at Green Park
Im a white dreaadlocked black cabbie from south of the river. I can say that.
Toilet attendants adding a touch of "class" to chavbars, as has been mentioned
All of the rubbish food and chains everywhere: Starbucks, Pizza Express and Pret are just three examples of the mind numbing homogenous averageness that most of the centre has become.
Homophobe.
Ha ha they do it because they feel the world should act according to them i agree with this one big time. I sware they seek me out to get in my way too lol.
Although not the newspaper itself (it's no better or worse than most dailies) but the fact that people seem to think by throwing a newspaper on the floor they are actually doing someone else a favour. I can't stand it, getting on a DLR and wading through discarded newspapers, really quite horrible.
Charity muggers - do you really think I'm gonna stand here on a pavement and give you my bank details??
Those rickshaws around the West End
People who stop dead in front of you to take a picture of...a bus
Exactly, yet how many people do you see actually giving their details over?!
I wonder what the inside of their houses look like or do they just reserve this for the streets of London?
People talking loudly on their phones on the train. I dont care if 'Chantelle has just had her 14th baby' or if 'Dave has just landed a huge deal at the office'...let me have a nap in peace!
People who walk slow along pavements,..move, or your likely to get shoved in front of the 428 bus....especially if the above has happened prior to this!
Speaks good English, intelligent, wicked sense of humour.
And a body to die for.
the fact that our trains/tubes turn into pumpkins after midnight.
maybe you should bring her allong to a Charlton home game!!!
Numpties who stand outside pubs with the door/doors open smoking....invariably the smoke simply blows straight back inside the pub...awful when there are three or four of them doing it......can't they see or understand what they're doing?
Oh and black cab drivers who refuse to take you further south of the river than The Elephant....and they wonder why mini cabs go touting up in The West End....it's because their not providing the service to which they have agreed and been licensed for....we don't have a black cab culture in South London....why, because the twats refuse to provide it!
People who...........
Not low life classless dross, just total and utter SCUM:Lowest of the low:Cu*ts:Sh*t:Neanderthals.
Evening P.....LOL!!!
Speaks good English, intelligent, wicked sense of humour.
And a body to die for.[/quote]
maybe you should bring her allong to a Charlton home game!!![/quote]
Agreed. Can she play centre half?[/quote]
She can sit next to me if you like lol.
The only thing not mentioned is the drivers (all vehicles) who stop in the cycle box at junctions. Get a bike you FUBs if you want to stop there!