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My missus said to me today ...

Off_itOff_it
edited August 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
... "Why do you always end up with the ump whenever we go out for the day?"

So I told her, "Because you are with me".

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  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]... "Why do you always end up with the ump whenever we go out for the day?"

    So I told her, "Because you are with me".
    Ahahahaha - that's gold. The other day my wife asked why I was snappy with her - I told her it was because she was being an 'unreasonable, irritating c***'. I'm guessing your quip got a marginally better reaction than mine...
  • Off_itOff_it
    She followed it up with, "why don't you leave me then?"

    To which I replied, "you've got the car keys and I don't drive"

    The really funny thing is, I'm not making this up!
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]She followed it up with, "why don't you leave me then?"

    To which I replied, "you've got the car keys and I don't drive"

    The really funny thing is, I'm not making this up!

    You wanna join the Tommy Cooper appreciation society. He used to tell jokes of that quality
  • jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]She followed it up with, "why don't you leave me then?"

    To which I replied, "you've got the car keys and I don't drive"

    The really funny thing is, I'm not making this up!

    Do you mean that you're not making up the conversation or that you're not making up the reason for not leaving her?
  • CuffCuff
    So Worthing wasn't all you hoped it would be?
  • MortimericianMortimerician
    Get yourself into the Girl Trouble?! thread gents. There's a young man in there that needs the sage advice of you two silver tongued Lotharios
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