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Cleaning filth off shower screens

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  • Buy a new shower!
  • Start watching How Clean is your House on C4 Thursday nights. Excellent tips in there to clean stuff without knackering yourself out!

    Kim and Aggies advice for cleaning a shower:

    Shower enclosures: Save yourself a world of scrubbing by keeping a squeegee in the bathroom and go over the shower glass after each shower. Once the soap scum and limescale have set in, melt them away with a squirt of vinegar solution – half water and half clear vinegar. Really persistent scuzz can be attacked with two parts washing soda to one part vinegar or lemon juice. Apply this paste with a damp cloth, leave for 10 minutes then sponge off and rinse.
  • Showered is now equipped with a squeegee at the end, non metal so it don't rust and look like Bobby Sands has been in there.

    Tell you what, I'm going to make that scroat take a chamois leather in there how much hassle that was cleaning the bastid!

    What can I say chaps, I'm a house-proud gentleman who watches Kim & Aggie...... My god I think I'm turning to the dark side!!!
  • Kim and Aggie... now there's a 'Would ya?' if ever I saw one...
  • [cite]Posted By: Wilma[/cite]Start watching How Clean is your House on C4 Thursday nights. Excellent tips in there to clean stuff without knackering yourself out!

    Kim and Aggies advice for cleaning a shower:

    Shower enclosures: Save yourself a world of scrubbing by keeping a squeegee in the bathroom and go over the shower glass after each shower. Once the soap scum and limescale have set in, melt them away with a squirt of vinegar solution – half water and half clear vinegar. Really persistent scuzz can be attacked with two parts washing soda to one part vinegar or lemon juice. Apply this paste with a damp cloth, leave for 10 minutes then sponge off and rinse.

    Do you want to put those tips into practice and come and do mine? I would then really save myself a world of scrubbing ;-)
  • I think you've all got this wrong. If he's got himself a new bint then surely she should be doing the cleaning - particularly if she's not happy with the standard.

    Start as you mean to go on mate - go straight back in there and cover the screen with shit again and buy her a cloth. You know it makes sense.
  • I'm with off_it on this one ..... Right up to the point of putting shit on the screen ;-)
  • Household Ammonia........

    You can get a bottle that is 9% ammonia from Homebase. Whatever you do, do not sniff it. I did it accidently and was left with a burning sensation in my nose and throat for days. Also had pain behind my eyes for a night.

    I use it to prime the filter when starting a fish tank. My mother in law still washes her floor with it. Won't use anything else.

    It tells you how to mix/dillute it on the back of the bottle. The stuff is absolutely brutal and will clean anything!.

    I don't recommend you cultivate your own though.......
  • [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]I'm with off_it on this one ..... Right up to the point of putting shit on the screen ;-)

    There was some right shit on the screen on SS1 on Sunday.

    ;o)
  • [cite]Posted By: Atletico Addick[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]I'm with off_it on this one ..... Right up to the point of putting shit on the screen ;-)

    There was some right shit on the screen on SS1 on Sunday.

    ;o)

    Didn't watch SS1 sunday , it dont intrest me watching the same teams on sky week in and week out
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  • You give it one weekend round this place and it will be lovingly restored to it's former state for her to have a bash at.

    Both sides of it I have no doubt
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