After years of trying, our beloved Addicks reach a cup final at Wembley and a fella takes his seat a few minutes before the game, another fella is sitting next to him but there is an empty seat between them....as it's a sellout the guy wonders why it's empty.
After a while they get talking...."I wonder who was supposed to be sitting there, can't believe they've not turned up on a day like today?"
"Ah yes, well it was the wifes seat." says the other fella..." But sadly she died a couple of weeks back."
"Oh gawd mate, I'm sorry to hear that...how absolutely dreadful. Couldn't you have found a friend or relative to have come along with you?"
"Nah mate..................................................................................................they're all at the funeral."
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Who won Henry?
The Reds
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Does anyone else remember the Green v Blues storyline in the Tomorrow People
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