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Old Hooligan : A day in the life

Off_it
Off_it Posts: 28,838
edited October 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
A mate of mine sent me a link to this - had me in tears!

(Feel free to sink if it's been on before)

I'm on your manor ...

Comments

  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,098
    That was good.

    Sad thing is, there's probably someone out there who is exactly like that... and he's probably a spanner!
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    I'm crying with laughter now.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    "The littlest one's got a Dora The Explorer lunchbox. The clever, clever slags."
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,853
    LOL! "I'm on your manor and I'm taking the piss," I say.
  • Ollywozere
    Ollywozere Posts: 1,541
    "This is Luton 1985. This is Highbury 1988. This is Toys R Us 1995 when that Palace Young Team pushed me off the bouncy castle" .....Bloody brilliant
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I feel a hot, wet sensation spreading over me. The blood, the glory, the end. I'm going to the great New Den in the sky a hero, a fighter, a geezer who never took a backward step. I hear a voice - is it God? Asking me to join His Firm, be a top boy?

    "Mummy mummy, that silly fat man has done a wee in his trousers."

    ha ha ha
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    "Why is that fat old man dressed like a young person, mummy?"

    It's funny cos it is true.
  • CHG
    CHG Posts: 4,529
    Very very funny.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Loved it. And the best bit is, you still actually see people around who behave just like this.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Thought I'd bump this in advance of Saturday's game, in case anyone missed it first time around.
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  • Quality, I think I know the guy ;-)
  • ColinTat
    ColinTat Posts: 2,794
    Cheers Off It, made me think of Terry Alderton taking the piss out of Danny DoYa.
  • that is quality!!

    someone should post that on the Millwall forum, although they're probably too stupid to get it.
  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    [cite]Posted By: dansmudge[/cite]that is quality!!

    someone should post that on the Millwall forum, although they're probably too stupid to get it.

    Not probably reading som of the stuff on their forums they are.