Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.
joke
Ledge
Posts: 7,179
40 Gillingham arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and
caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying.
'I've got 40 Gills fans here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are well over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell
them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I
will let just the dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the f***ing gates'
caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying.
'I've got 40 Gills fans here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are well over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell
them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I
will let just the dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the f***ing gates'
0
Comments
-
[SINK]0
-
[cite]Posted By: SoWhat[/cite]
ps Is it a true story?
Of course, otherwise how would Ledge know about it.0 -
[cite]Posted By: SoWhat[/cite]LMAO!!!! Brilliant that!
ps Is it a true story?
No Ledge has the pearly gates in his garage...0 -
yeah top joke mate!
....defo true0 -
;-)0
