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Daft football quotes

edited November 2009 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Frank Stapleton:

"You're not sure if the ball is going to bounce up or down"

Steve Hodge:

"Michael Owen is not a diver. He knows when to dive and when not to"

David Pleat:

"There's Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is"

Steve Coppell:

"The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalposts eyes"

Ade Akinbiyi:

"I was watching the Blackburn game on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George [Ndah] had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up"

Ian Wright:

"I don't make predictions. I never have and I never will"

And finally, my favourite....

Ron Jones:

"In some respects, soccer's a bit like a dinosaur. You give it a kick up the backside and three years later its head falls off"


  • My favourite is from a Scottish Manager who said his team went out '' WILLY NILLY AND COMMITTED HARI KARI ''
  • Can't remember who this quote is from:

    Football is a game of skill, we kicked them a bit and they kicked us a bit.
  • 'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked" - Richard Rufus
  • "You can't play with a one-armed goalkeeper - not at this level" - Kevin Keegan
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